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I think I’m funny.

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@vatsim is transphobic. Their user policies are transphobic, and they do not make reasonable exceptions for transgender users

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And they better be making bank because that is all they've got going for them

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I was too distracted by Matthew's dirty rat 'stache to notice how irredeemably blocky Nylander's head is

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He is a face on a cube with (not good) hair

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NINTEEN NINTYSEVEN. You're not a real human! Get out of the NHL! Sit down!

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Tavares looks so young. I'm not convinced he can grow facial hair

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Marner was born in 1997. That's younger than me! By A FEW years wtf?!

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I stand corrected. Tavares is late 20's at least. Marner is the baby

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"maybe they should get some serifs so we know for sure"

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I make him watch Piano Desk too. Piano Desk will never fail to make me hysterical

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@MapleLeafs thoughts

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Like every single game I make Justin watch PK Subban's Cherry impersonation (done for George Stroumboulopoulos, who is also quintessentially Canadian)