Dipodillus Lividus

The hairy handed gent who ran amok in Kent. now to be found lurking at Avi by the very splendid @muckypup

[Dipodillus Lividus @furiousgerbil]

I’m thinking of doing one of them ‘pinned tweet’ thingies.

I might use this one.

[Dipodillus Lividus @furiousgerbil]

Right. I’m done with this hellsite.
It’s now just full of OF girls and ultra right wing propagandists.
(You’re lovely, by the way. I’ll miss you)

Tara-a-bit, bab!

[Dipodillus Lividus @furiousgerbil]

@lydiagreenway
Kent WhatsApp group.
“Good news, lads, we’ve signed Finch”
“Brilliant. Aaron?”
“Nah. Harry”
“Bugger”

[Dipodillus Lividus @furiousgerbil]

I’ve downloaded an app that identifies different birds from their songs.
So far I’ve heard a great tit, a wood pigeon and a bin man whistling the jingle from the shake and vac advert.

[Dipodillus Lividus @furiousgerbil]

@SkyeWolf84 You’ve got this, Suz.
Everyone believes in you, you just need to believe in you too.

[Shadow Wisden Cricketer of the Year @LewensWill]

Thinking of great grandad today who fought all the way from the Normandy beaches to Berlin.

He’d have been proud to see Reform doing so well.

That said, he was in the 21st Panzer Division…

[Dipodillus Lividus @furiousgerbil]

A young gay couple have moved in across the way from me.
I thought I’d welcome them to the neighbourhood by mowing my front lawn. Naked.
I expect a For Sale sign to go up early next week.

[Dipodillus Lividus @furiousgerbil]

@SkyeWolf84 It’s cool AF.

[Dipodillus Lividus @furiousgerbil]

@dave43law What the fuck is happening in Kent!
Farage is an MP there and they never see him. Who is thinking ‘well, he’s doing a great job, let’s get loads of his mates in, too’
Fucking idiots.

[Dipodillus Lividus @furiousgerbil]

So, the Frog faced grifter (who lives in Belgium) and his party of racists, criminals and Craftywank, have done pretty well.
This country is fucked. Who is voting for these wankers.
I’m going to buy a remote island a long way away. Anyone coming along?

[Sol Timerpunk®🍷 👠 @DoniaTroll]

Cónclave

[Dipodillus Lividus @furiousgerbil]

@SueJ1973 It does indeed.
When the new Manchester Metrolink tram system opened, instead of cutting a ribbon, the Mayor took a ceremonial piss over the back seats of the first tram out the depot.

[Dipodillus Lividus @furiousgerbil]

This nobber is so far up his own hoop it borders on mental illness.
‘my legal team’ or, as most people would say, the cheapest High Street solicitor I could find.

[Dipodillus Lividus @furiousgerbil]

@DoctorAMc I had to be carried to my car.

[Dipodillus Lividus @furiousgerbil]

I’ve just got home from work.
Being an adult is fucking rubbish.

[Danny Kelly @dannykellywords]

RIP Mike Peters. In a lifetime spent in and around the music biz, I never heard a bad word said about Mike. That's some tribute.

[Dipodillus Lividus @furiousgerbil]

Warren Devon was one of the founding members of The Wurzels.

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

The 2025 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees are:

- Bad Company
- Thom Bell
- Chubby Checker
- Joe Cocker
- Nicky Hopkins
- Carol Kaye
- Cyndi Lauper
- Outkast
- Salt-N-Pepa
- Soundgarden
- Lenny Waronker
- The White Stripes
- Warren Devon

[Dipodillus Lividus @furiousgerbil]

@AshySlasheeDB Jessica Green. Can’t act but you’d barely notice.

[Dipodillus Lividus @furiousgerbil]

@RichardBalls @MadzineUS Love this book.

[Dipodillus Lividus @furiousgerbil]

I’m at some posh hotel in Tunbridge Wells.
This time on a Sunday I’d usually be drink and naked but I’ve been tempted into some underpants and out of the house by the promise of free pastries.