#imagine gigli 2... after suffering a tumultuous separation from ricki (who instead finds herself a beautiful competent woman, as god intended), larry gigli experiences a virgin birth and through his near-biblical parthenogenesis produces a son. his name... Jebediah Gigli
i think bartleby would have trouble resting at night & goes to loki for comfort but never vocalizes it so he just stands in the doorway until loki tells him to come in. he gets bartleby a weighted blanket so he can sleep on his own but he still goes to loki's room bc he's #clingy