Fang It

writer. illustrator. trans. bi. tired.

[Fang It @fury_writes]

I think a lot about how people without vaginas don't know the morbid pleasure of having a fart slip out, forward and back up inside you.

[Fang It @fury_writes]

*chefs kiss*

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I'm an atheist, but for a while had to attend a Christian church, where I was often complimented on how "spirit filled" I was when I "spoke in tongues". I was really reciting filthy jokes in Welsh.

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

The biggest red flag to me about crypto is most sex workers wanted nothing to do with it. I would trust a single sex worker on digital finance and security more than a conference hall of VCs and tech bros

[Kearyn Cox @KearynCox]

Shame on 4 Corners producers and the ABC for going against Dylan’s wishes despite him saying he wasn’t comfortable with it. Going for shock value instead of caring about his mental health… It was not even completely relevant or needed for the story. This is not the way to do it

[Jairo I. Fúnez-Flores @Jairo_I_Funez]

My article on decolonial theory, geopolitics, coloniality, & curriculum was rejected because "it's not a good fit" for the journal & because it doesn't target an "international audience." It was, however, praised for being well-written & articulated. How would you interpret this?

[Fang It @fury_writes]

@lur_ag @CallMeSipo ARGENTINIAN.

[Jarin @jarinstreet]

Some Non Aboriginal owned businesses: Yarn Marketplace, Custodian Streetwear, Lore Clothing, Life Apparel, Recycled Mats, Kakadu Plum Co, Melbourne Bush Foods, Aus Native Food Co, Better World Arts, Alperstein Designs, Roogenic so yeah #buyblak

[Professor Flowers @ProfFlowers]

1/3 I think people who support Dave Chapelle don't understand that he literally tokenized and lied about the suicide of his trans friend Daphne. He implied she committed suicide because she was cancelled. She never was. Her friends have spoken out about this-

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

just to confirm i'm understanding the FTX collapse: over a million people put $1 billion in assets into a crypto company, founded in the bahamas, by a 28 year old. am I understanding this right.

[John Lees @johnlees927]

I legit had to reread this several times before I realised it wasn’t intended to be a conversation between the Beta Male and the Alpha Male.

[Dee @figgled]

sexuality = Robin Williams in The Birdcage

[Elizabeth Deanna Morris Lakes @exclamate_]

If you're looking for the Jeph Jacques tweets that got him kicked off Twitter baby you know I screenshotted all of them

[Fang It @fury_writes]

@priya_ebooks (i used to wash my hair every day. i stopped entirely. it was AWFUL for one month exactly. now it is genuinely a joy/doesn't smell/doesn't itch/shiny all the time. no shamp or cond for like, 5 years?)

[Ken Kocienda @kocienda]

No. This is false. I helped to create two different billion-user projects at Apple: WebKit and iPhone. I was on these teams from the earliest stages and I never once came close to sleeping at the office. It’s not an essential part of doing great work.

[Joseph Scrimshaw @JosephScrimshaw]

Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital are devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is."

And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

Tweets like “gentle reminder that mental illness makes you sad sometimes, and sometimes it makes you quite anxious. But mental illness does NOT [lists common traits of mania and schizophrenia]”

[Fang It @fury_writes]

@zenfrost Maybe I will give it another try!