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I am a meat popsicle
Sarcasm is my love language

[Jokerkat @furygeist]

@meawcqqq Okay but like...what if Jabber calls while Zanka is...seeing to himself... With his choker on his wrist...and he accidentally accepts the call. 😭 Zanka'd die of embarrassment, Jabber's freaky ass would be all about it. Meanwhile Gountess/Mymo would be like 👁️👄👁️

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@shiodraws DO EET

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@starlght_dampyr He looks like if Enjin was in an indie horror game, ngl

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@yuulozz Tamsy is a walking Herbal Essences commercial.

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@strawberrieyuri Enjin wears regular combat boots and I think Gris does as well.

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@japan_nobunaga This is one of the most heartwarming ways to view the glory of the complimentary chips and salsa. Also no one will look down on you if you stop at one basket. You are good, kind sir.

[Jokerkat @furygeist]

Or even worse, BOBBY Hill. "That's my stick! I don't know you!" *proceeds to kick #Jabber in the balls* It'd be the only way #Zanka could win.

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Y'know how they say a kansai accent is akin to an American southern accent and how #zanka was supposed to have a southern accent in the #gachiakuta dub? What if they gave him the Hank Hill voice? "Dammit Rudo..." I'm crine.

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@toohpaste Not me thinking they overnighting in a haunted blockbuster 🤦‍♀️

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@mokewi_ Hii popping out the sides of the pocket like "Bruh, why I gotta be along for this ride? GO BACK TO BED, STUPID!" 🤣🤣

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@kopa0550 It's cuz the blood is pink in the game 😅

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@kopa0550 Weird way of saying Danganronpa, that video game of the kids trapped in a school doing a killing game with trials and a crazy black and white robot bear and insane punishments

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@tamsyzu Someone startled him when he was introducing himself

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@kopa0550 Therapist: Ultra Seme Tamsy doesn't exist. He can't hurt you.
Ultra Seme Tamsy:

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@zenvyix I'm Cthoni and I'm shooketh how spot on the description was.

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I just got result 'Cthoni Andor' on quiz 'super specific gachiakuta kin quiz'. What will you get? https://t.co/F88Zy1tD6g via @uquiz

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@milkkbunnz Pardon me while I howlat the moon like the feral beast this made me

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@milkkbunnz RIGHT?! Like, he reminds me of a deranged orange cat that ya got out of dumpster behind a small town Denny's. Absolutely unhinged, keeps bringing home half dead creatures, scratches up yer furniture, but he purr when you give chin scritches so it's all cool.

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@milkkbunnz Oh no.... My type.