captain pouty

🇵🇷 ✨little bitch troll from hell✨ ♌️ she/her

[captain pouty @furything]

I hate the long tweets

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@heyitsginaa It is DISTURBING when people EXPRESS THEIR THOUGHTS

[captain pouty @furything]

@sarahlugor Quinta Brunson before she got big too!!

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@spencerhenry I always confuse Christine Baranski and Wendie Malick

[captain pouty @furything]

@KenBlinton I’m a month away 🎂💀🎂

[captain pouty @furything]

I was getting jealous of the people in this thread before remembering I’m actually part of the gator tattoo club

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

Here u go!!

[captain pouty @furything]

The monster was in Victor’s head and he killed those people himself :) Frankenstein was the original Fight Club tbh

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

this is a real article by the sun btw

[captain pouty @furything]

Here’s some more prefixes to get mad at while we’re at it 😠

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

what group of people is "cis" supposedly a slur for?

[captain pouty @furything]

I’m going to spend $8 to post all of my college essays

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Twitter Blue now has a 25,000 character limit

[captain pouty @furything]

Happy Father’s Day to the dad with his teen girl at the Peach PRC show

[captain pouty @furything]

That’s right! I have an OG pride flag pin in my collection. Each color has its own meaning too.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

funny and wrong. the pride flag, designed by gilbert baker, has 8 colors. two (pink and turquoise) are often left out because they were too expensive to mass produce in the 70s

[captain pouty @furything]

@ohhaimegan Happy birthday!

[captain pouty @furything]

Might need a tattoo of Shane’s chupacabra

[Watcher @wearewatcher]

New episode of Mystery Files!

CHUPACABRA, watch now -- https://t.co/HbLLkK6iHq

[captain pouty @furything]

@ashleyschex That sounds like an idillic southern summer 🥲

[captain pouty @furything]

I need a bath in one of these

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@ohhaimegan @SweeneyToddBway AHHHH MY LITTLE DUDE

[captain pouty @furything]

Not 100% sure when I became a white dad but I’m listening to Blue Öyster Cult and having a chill time

[captain pouty @furything]

Obviously I support it tho

[captain pouty @furything]

I am not emotionally prepared for another writers strike