ketz, esq.

[ketz, esq. @fusealier]

pretty much

[Brielle Biermann @BrielleZolciak]

I haven’t worn a bra in weeks my tits are gonna be to my knees after this shit

[ketz, esq. @fusealier]

@Petco when will your unleashed stores start accepting anything other than exact change? Makes it kind of difficult to buy my pet food lol

[ketz, esq. @fusealier]

@AshlyPashlee It sure is!

[ketz, esq. @fusealier]

Let’s judge my basket while we wait #targetfail #targetdown #targetmissed #target

[ketz, esq. @fusealier]

We got a good team! 45 minutes now! #targetfail #target #missedtarget

[ketz, esq. @fusealier]

@tallfreak Maryland!

[ketz, esq. @fusealier]

Live tweeting #target register fail - 35 minutes now

[ketz, esq. @fusealier]

“Mommy, my feet are going to break” #targetfail #targetdown

[ketz, esq. @fusealier]

#targetdown #target #fail

[ketz, esq. @fusealier]

Me, I’m that girl

[Bethenny Frankel @Bethenny]

I’m the girl who cleans a hotel room. Who else is like that?

[ketz, esq. @fusealier]

How does @McDonalds not have places to recycle?

[ketz, esq. @fusealier]

#BusyTonight is really bad. She’s beautiful but not a comedian

[ketz, esq. @fusealier]

@HiltonHotels thank you so much for the quick resolution and amazing customer service!

[ketz, esq. @fusealier]

@MarriottBonvoy I need to pay in advance for a reservation I've already made.

[ketz, esq. @fusealier]

@MarriottBonvoy and @HiltonHotels why is it so hard to prepay for a hotel? Why can't I just give you my CC number over the phone? #takemymoney

[ketz, esq. @fusealier]

@EITMonline our tastebuds did as we age, that’s why we like the garbage now we used to hate

[ketz, esq. @fusealier]

really? why can't @amazonecho tell me the status of my @amazonprimenow order? amazon told my that alexa can add things to my whole foods cart, but can only tell me info about my regular amazon orders, not prime now ones. how????????????????

[ketz, esq. @fusealier]

Omg Miley killllling it

[ketz, esq. @fusealier]

Is this American idol or the Grammys?

[ketz, esq. @fusealier]

Environmental and emotional damage were the only results of the #HalftimeShow