fusilliGaryBettman

i have fusilli for eyebrows

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post em

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twitter in the '90s would have been wild. a 17 year old wearing a nirvana shirt and baggy washed out jeans would be saying things like "threepac when." actually it would be exactly the same

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just saw a flying squirrel

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@fusilligary @TurdGuy @SameSadEcho @TheCaptainLou @polkpanther @evilroyslade420 @eric_time @sirdiesel

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@iamGRUNGEBANJO maloik has a jake bauers signature confirmed

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@HGTVontheRadio this is very efficient though

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post em

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i fucking love art

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steel magnolias? hell yeah bud let's go rob a florist

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@HGTVontheRadio well we were seeing Beetlejuice
a local theater production
[guitar riff]
but she was more interested in
manual stimulation
[dirty organ slide]
Telling me "I make the laws,
and you're about to pass the statute of limitations"
[higher guitar lick]

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@AnthraxJones what idiot called it an indie dad informing his precocious daughter that their favorite band may not share in their vegetarianism and not "Anna, HAIM might eat ducks."

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@HGTVontheRadio trying to find links to old maloik bangers to try in the wayback machine

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@tiny_oranges @BadBart209 it's the tweets you think of while doing other things that are not good and often bad

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chris carrabba spilling his guts on a clash of clans forum would be clashboard confessional, cya

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@HGTVontheRadio @koTenSixtySix @bleepstakes spicy level 3 - very good, left wondering if perhaps slightly spicier would have been better

spicy level 5 - optimal level, sweaty but not change your shirt sweaty

spicy level 7 - hot! best enjoyed shirtless outdoors. will feel up to two days later

spicy level 9 - no

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@thebestSSE ok fine ill have a beer

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@AlwaysWinning1 i dm'd you this morning - where are you getting these numbers? from what i can tell it's closer to 2-3%

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@Pseudoacacia this is george hw bush

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@FendiHotdogbun It's about time to put on some tight little shorts that say P I N K on the back and have an ice cold beer