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AuDHD music nerd. i love cats, cars & coffee

elon shadowbanned me for a 'deez nuts' joke

@impasse.bsky.social

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gen A & Z don't know how to fact check, can't tell the difference between real & AI, and seemingly have no idea when a 'live' performance is actually live

i fear we are actually cooked

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@FiadhBaikal how cute do you think charlie kirk would've looked the moment he woke up in the afterlife

[Gumbee @gumbarius]

God of War discourse be like

Normal people: Why is there a cube

Chud incel gamers: Why is there a WOMAN

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

Hunter Biden is proof that posters are born not built. Musk will never achieve 1/10th of this guy’s ability

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banging Grummz's mom as yassified Kratos

[Quetzal @slifante]

¿Por qué Kratos luce como sucio y desarreglado? No es necesario dejarse ir la piel para matar dioses.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

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@evphoric_filth i mean, obviously the difference is that you weren't publicly representing the game/company in a negative light

y'all really need to read their streaming guidelines ✍️

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@DSR_Joker your argument is nonsensical as fuck lil bro. only way these two things are comparable is if people who got banned for breaking those rules (mods, whatever) then got caught ban evading. it's not rocket science- try harder

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donnie is so fucking stupid, he just deadass doesn't understand abstract concepts like the point of a reflecting pool being to reflect the monument.

instead his fucking 30 IQ brain is like BLUE SWIMMING POOL PRETTY

[Stefan 🥼 @StefanK1117]

The original design looks magnitudes better than Trump‘s tacky swimming pool. And he spent $13 million of our money on it.

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Mamdani is the Democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they’re simply not doing their jobs.

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the only thing less mysterious than that hat is who's playing the Kin Slayer account

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Britney Spears drops her latest video showing off her new moves rocking a mysterious black hat with her signature energy.

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bitch really out here talking shit while looking like Robbie Rotten in drag

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

LAURA LOOMER.

2011 VS 2026

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imagine expecting respect when you smell like roast beef diarrhea

[Nia🇺🇸 @HazelLiaqa4848]

Trump claims he’s the MOST DISRESPECTED president ever…

Is he right?
Do you agree with him?

A-Yes
B-No

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the venn diagram of this drink's target demographic and dudes who follow Grummz is a circle

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Goth Girl Spit is now a real energy drink that you can actually buy thanks to Echelon

Real spit was only used for "testing purposes only" and the citrus-flavoured drink has already sold out

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@BasedEmetSelch @envinyon alright chill baldo. rather than cycling through all your burner sock puppet accounts to search your name and spergpost @ everyone, you should probably focus on not being dogshit at the game for once in your life and get that clear before your whole crew gets put in time-out

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first ~80 degree day of the season, thus the perfect time to give the ol' girl a proper (and much-needed) bath

always feels nice driving such a head-turner 🥰

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@lliveandalive singing in cursive is fuckin crazy 😂

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the funniest possible outcome of this whole Xeno ban evasion thing would be him FINALLY getting a world first or NA first and then being forced to take the secret to his grave or get his + his whole team's accounts nuked 😅😭

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@rizslur @ArhloFrie lol, lmao even

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@AlphaThePrimal @ArhloFrie how many XIV-NPC-Themed sockpuppets do you shizo post from, lil bro? you are mentally ill