fusslo

Old man yells at clouds

[fusslo @fusslo1]

@AmusedToDeath1 Shit I didnt even know girls’ jeans were stretchy until I was 17
I dont know If Im ready for the prolapse section of wikipedia

[fusslo @fusslo1]

@TejasKumar_ Nah

[fusslo @fusslo1]

No?

[fusslo @fusslo1]

Use of ’memes’ in legal docs

[fusslo @fusslo1]

> Specifically, this data indicates
at the mechanism that Apple uses to record movement registered eight steps at approximately 9:40 p.m. These recorded steps occurred while FARWELL was still in Birchmore's apartment.

[fusslo @fusslo1]

Absolute scumbag pedophile

[fusslo @fusslo1]

Going to the communal restroom while on facetime is a weird thing to do

[fusslo @fusslo1]

I really hate cultures that comment on work, rather than talk through the work
”youre gunna kill me if I ask any more questions”
bitch this is work. I woulda answered your questions if you JUST ASK THEM.
what I hate is wasting time and you commenting on my attitude

[fusslo @fusslo1]

“Greenwich, new york“
is pronounced “green-witch”, unlike Greenwich, Manhattan, NYC

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

Every state in the US must give at least one town a pronunciation that is inexplicable and specifically designed to easily identify outsiders

[fusslo @fusslo1]

Bro’s going through a manic episode

[Dave Blass @DaveBlass]

Seriously folks. The gauntlet has been dropped. I am not joking. This is a double dog dare. Retweet this

[fusslo @fusslo1]

In the past year Ive met more Freds than the previous 33

[fusslo @fusslo1]

Idk man seems like making someone’s physical likeness a voting issue is continuing the race to the bottom

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

My man looks like a Boglin

[fusslo @fusslo1]

> knows hes not an expert
> calls an industry standard process developed over the past 80 years ‘retarded’
bruh

[fusslo @fusslo1]

Dont fuck with people’s food

[eStarland @eStarland]

favorite new thing:

scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours later and the words appear they think a ghost is telling them to do something

[fusslo @fusslo1]

Why is it that in 2024 I cant
1. listen to music on my phone
2. take a meeting on my laptop
3. exit meeting and hit ‘play’ on my phone to continue listening to music

the handoff from phone to laptop is flawless, why not the reverse?

[fusslo @fusslo1]

Lmao alex kurtzman
im sure itll be GREAT

[Star Trek on Paramount+ @StarTrekOnPPlus]

School is in session, cadets! Today marks the official start of production as the #StarTrek Stage welcomes #StarfleetAcademy.

[fusslo @fusslo1]

imagine going around the galaxy in something as small as an aircraft carrier
no thank you nc1701D has it right

[Alex Hollings @AlexHollings52]

By popular demand, I added more aircraft like the F-111… then I added the space shuttle, the USS Nimitz… and a few more ships for scale.

[fusslo @fusslo1]

Isnt finland pretty cool
but also like ok yo visit for 3 months a year

[Päivän Suomiperkele 🇫🇮🇪🇺🇺🇦✙🇬🇪🐺⚔️🥃🦁 @Suomiperkele7]

Fuck you from Finland.

[fusslo @fusslo1]

China already has dystopian levels of government automation
why wouldnt they embrace ai?

[Beff (e/acc) @beffjezos]

If China overregulates AI due to Doomer fears and USA does not, we win.

[fusslo @fusslo1]

Im not okay with this