Stagnation

Welcome to Stagnation, Fairfield University's only satirical news outlet.

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READ: Crime Feat: Week of 9/24 https://t.co/wKZOAqFYYq

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READ: Two Students Have Sex on the Stag ;) DPS No-Likey https://t.co/WzSHExVFJM

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READ: Flex Seal Products Bring Relief, but Mainly Chaos to the School of Engineering https://t.co/UCvILX6948

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READ: Fairfield Rising Unveils Plan for Leslie C. Quick Space Elevator https://t.co/xwHDLz25J3

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It's time! Come to BCC 206 tonight at 7PM for Stagnation's first meeting of the semester!

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Hey guys! Catch Stagnation today at the Activities Fair at our joint table with the Inkwell!

Stop on by and say hi!
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READ: Lucas the Stag Bit Beyoncé

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READ: Accomplished Professor Foiled Yet Again by Youtube Autoplay

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READ: Dolan Hall Ghost Holds Up Vomiting Student’s Hair

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READ: Pineapple Pizza: A Rant

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READ: Stags In the Stands Hemorrhages Money

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READ: Inside the Trump Administration’s Mass Firings

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READ: Freshman Totally Has, Like, the Worst Roommate Ever

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READ: Swimmer Mistakes Dolan Pond for RecPlex Pool

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READ: Ask Bruce the Goose

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Ok yeah, no meeting tonight. Enjoy the snow. Or don't. Up to you 💕

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READ: "Straight Outta Campion" Says Student Who Has Never Left the Suburbs

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READ: Cool Kids Abandon Tide Pods to Start Vaping Detergent https://t.co/SYL8lKj8n1

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READ: The Memo Has Been Released https://t.co/YIhrO5wUzI

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READ: Breaking: The Tully Was Actually On Fire

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