Leon Jarmen

I am Leon Jarmen, The President at Fibchester Students' Union.

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I love Elon Musk

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I don't exist anymore

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TODAY'S DEBATE: Should women help out at Christmas?

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Has anyone seen my trousers #tlr15

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I'm on bebo at fusupres

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@FibchesterPres who the fuck are you?

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Even I believe in Women only spaces and I don't even exist any more #lc14

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Why the QAA want me to set up a Socialist Workers Society to feed into their review of the university anyone's guess #nuslc13

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greg lennon and his hypno heron- don't forget to duck! 8.00pm in the mandela. £5 in with a free alcofajita #nuslc13

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Wednesday #pounded Thursday #trolleyed Friday #massiverenalfailure #fusuents #nuslc13

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Greg (AU Pres) prefers Snickers to Mars. But strangely he prefers Mars ice cream to snickers ice cream. What a massive bloody hypocrite.

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In my view, anyone student who pays good money to see a chiropodist needs to get their feet examined

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Firesafety Flirt! this friday with welephant- welfare and ents all in one only at #fusu

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Shoine choowin is moi eeero #nuszones

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Yesterday an old lady was attacked in broad daylight in Fibchester. I watched for 5 minutes during which not one person helped.

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The president of Fibchester college has the same colour car as me. In. credible

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"Honesty is the best policy" says my VP Finance. When I told him I fancied his mum, he kneed me in the face. Best policy indeed. #nuslc13

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I just convinced the Pro VC that I ate a lovely apple by rubbing my stomach whilst saying 'my that was a lovely apple' #nuslc13

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Fred the #fusu porter has has the same mop for 40 years. In that time it's only ever had 3 new heads and 4 new handles #nuslc13