Adderall Jamal

no I'm not playin on my phone, im taking care of business

[Adderall Jamal @futacoque]

Hawaiian pizza is so good when there's not a toddler-paletted boy in your ear telling you it's shit

[Adderall Jamal @futacoque]

Woman on 5th date slowly starting to fall in love:
I just.. there's never been a man who's made me feel as safe and understood as you 🥺🥰

Narrator:
*With the exception of Satoru Gojo.

[Adderall Jamal @futacoque]

What is the lowest mg of benadryl needed to see the hat man? I would like to court him.

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Mi tink mi gwaan tek mi own life

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Maybe if I drink enough beer I can change what happened

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What is it boy, what do you sense??

My meat: arf arf

Another hot character voiced by Aleks Le?

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All they'd have to do is play the first 5 seconds of Man! I Feel Like A Woman! When Shania Twain says "let's go girls" and I could hand to hand all 100 men and the gorilla by myself

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if he didn't want me grabbing for his firearm why he put it on his slutty lil waist

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never meet ur heroes and never google image search ur male smut audiobook voice actors

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Rly the only thing keeping me from blowing my shit smoove off are hot twink elf boys

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with neither a hyperfixation, nor occasion to await, do the horrors seep through and the prozac abate. Once more cometh the reverie of traversing the median at fourscore and five.

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Men with piano hands 🥴🥴🥴

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what if the big bang was god's gun going off in his mouth

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She let me hit bc I properly recognized her as an incantation of the divine

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He nutted and then fist bumped me..........

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forgot my celexa the last few days. the horrors are seeping through and there is electricity in my skull but also i came 4 times today which is nice

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"What a fuckin nerd lol"
I said with barely controlled lust

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Men's blood smells like fucking frosting

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Ovulation week is so weird. Horny AND angry????? "You're so pretty"
Like okay???? Why the fuck aren't you inside me then????? Bitch

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He unclipped my bra and his credit card fell out