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One day, I’ll make the onions cry.

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@dynamixTrain @igorbobic @alexplitsas oh piss off you wank.

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@James_Savage15 @igorbobic because Trump controls them.

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@AndrewFeinberg "going nowhere" lol. @EricTrump guessing you had the same schooling your dad had.

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@realDonaldTrump

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

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@CP24 For anyone that needed to hear it: Fuck Mike Harris.

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@realDonaldTrump @senatemajldr @JohnCornyn @SenJohnThune They aren't even filling one block you dotard.

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@Comey Saving justice? That's bloody rich. Piss off.

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@Landon39299901 @lauferlaw @realDonaldTrump Single? Noooooo. How?

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@Sethrogen Cheetos.... IN SPACE!

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@daveweigel @Olivianuzzi Almond WATER. they dont have nipples.

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@JesseKellyDC You. Are. Not. A. Man.

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@108 It's optics, but it's stupid. They can't send you a message saying 'oops, we fucked up the delivery route', or 'shit, sorry, we don't have any drivers to deliver you package'. It's easier to say this, and have you scratch your heads on social media.

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@108 I found out today from talking to another Amazon delivery dude that is third-party that the message doesn't mean they attempted delivery. It's the only code they have. If their route gets messed up, there aren't enough drivers, it's always 'failed attempt to deliver'

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@realDonaldTrump @OANN @HawleyMO @SenTedCruz @Jim_Jordan

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@EvanAKilgore @realDonaldTrump Not when around 40 judges both Republican and Dem, some Trump appointed, tell you there's nothing there. Nada.

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@Ayishat_Akanbi @Olivianuzzi You're a bad person for judging them.

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@DarrellMunn Hi, Darrell! Happy New Year. Xo.

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@DavidJHarrisJr It's simple. Your worldview is fiction. His isn't.

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@NT_pfisher @TheTorontoSun ?