futbolmami

soccer mom BUT refuse 2 buy the minivan, overworked/underpaid social worker, world traveler & old skool Because I said so! type of mom.

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[Lake Michigan @LakeMichigan13]

Lake Ontario forever 🌊🌊

[👑 ♤ Lake Ontario  @LakeOntario16]

I was given my name by the Iroquois Nation many hundreds of years ago. By 1660 my name was printed on maps by the Europeans as they accepted the Native name which means Beautiful waters.
In 1867 the Canadian government decided to use my name for their providence.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

The doctor who delivered Dolly Parton in a one-room Tennessee cabin in 1946 was paid with a sack of cornmeal. Her father farmed other people's land and could not read or write. Eighty years later, the reading program she built in his name has mailed more than 300 million books.

She wrote "I Will Always Love You" on the same afternoon she wrote "Jolene," as a goodbye to Porter Wagoner, and released it in 1974. Elvis wanted it. The night before the session, Colonel Tom Parker called and said Presley would only record it if they got half the publishing, meaning half of everything the song ever earned. She had been in Nashville ten years by then. She said no, and cried all night. Whitney Houston cut her version in 1992, held number one for fourteen weeks, and Forbes later put Parton's royalties from it near $10 million. She put some of that money into an office complex in Nashville and called the place the house that Whitney built.

Dollywood opened in Pigeon Forge in 1986 because she wanted paychecks in the county she came from. Around 4,000 people work there now. Three million visitors come every year. The University of Tennessee put its economic impact at $1.8 billion, and it is the largest employer in Sevier County. Since 2022 the company has paid tuition, fees, and books in full for every worker from their first day, seasonal hires included.

Wildfires tore through those mountains in November 2016, killing fourteen people and destroying more than 2,400 buildings. Her foundation was handing out money within 48 hours. Every family that lost a home got $1,000 a month for six months, regardless of income. The final check was $5,000. Total delivered: $8.9 million.

In April 2020 she sent $1 million to Vanderbilt for coronavirus research. When Moderna's vaccine results ran in the New England Journal of Medicine that November, her fund appeared in the footnotes.

Carl Dean, her husband of nearly sixty years, died in March 2025. The note she wrote to fans afterward ended with the same five words she wrote for Porter Wagoner back in 1974. She died in Nashville today. Her family asked that instead of flowers, people give to the Imagination Library, which still mails 3.4 million books a month to children who will never get to meet her.

[beck @unrivaled]

the best to do it. there will never be another.

[futbolmami @futbolmami]

Not Dolly!!!😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Hotels be like, "It’s $160 a night and you’re staying 2 nights, so that brings your total to $950."

[Emissary Gadgets @Emissarygadgets]

“I can’t wait to grow up” was the dumbest thing I’ve ever said

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

I don’t like people who don’t understand that some days you simply do NOT have the capacity for human interaction

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I’m at the age where I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[DJ SNAKE @djsnake]

Dear restaurant owners,
We all hate QR code menus.
Please Stop 🤍

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

“it's been a LONG week” me on Tuesday

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Evenings after work finish too quickly. One meal, one show and it’s already tomorrow morning 😭😭

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

We need a national quiet day where everyone just shuts up for 24 hours

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

Simeone is too excited ngl they gave him the finest white powder before the game and made him watch Maradona warmup comps

[futbolmami @futbolmami]

THIS!!!

[Maximiliano Bretos @MaxBretosSports]

Egypt and Switzerland parked the 🚌 and lost late Vs Argentina 🇦🇷.
Thomas Tuchel saw that tape with his own eyes, ignored it thinking it would be different for England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
This is an all time managerial miss.

[solé @layxsnv]

my AC been on for 16 day’s straight, I hope my electricity bill take klarna

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home
• sleep

[. @tosinmm_]

Getting your ass beat on Bastille Day is crazy.