URGENT NEWS:
There a missing kid in the park. Lol! If that’s your kid name Little Johnny The Third I don’t actually care at ALL. But uhm if you see him report him or something. I guess.
FUTTERLAND STAFF ONLY ANNOUNCEMENT: Due to the fortunate and timely death of Timothy (rest in hell) we are having a staff party! Followed up by a staff meeting on how to continue as a company with only one senior staff member and project manager now dead in the storage closet…