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I love sci-fi, horror, anime, games, and rats.

[Snegovski🐍 @sneg9623]

Frieren's new career

[Mori Calliope💀holoEN @moricalliope]

3am just thinkin about piccolo

[Emily Nyman @EmSheDoesIt]

rip goat

[Zach from Uchuu Shelf @uchuushelf]

There is literally a whole anime about why this is a fucking stupid idea and doesn't work.

[优哉君/沛原优哉（はいはら ゆうや） @Yutana_Bingo]

#goldship #ウマ娘 #umamusume #ゴールドシップ

[Hazo @StillHazoDDD]

I remember an old post saying that modern day men put anime girls as their pfp the same way seamen used to put mermaids on their ships

[Stephen @MonkeysxMoo35]

"Name something a Sangheili would not want to see when he breaks into an UNSC armory"

"NAKED SPARTAN!"

[Rat @RatInControl]

do you know rats can play the piano 🎹🐀🤣

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@alecrobbins There’s a great interview with him on Gilbert Gottfried’s podcast. Dude literally has an eidetic memory for nudity. Living legend.

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@MahouShojoSweep Am I glad that she's frozen in there and that we're out here and that she's the sheriff and that we're frozen out here and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here.

[Umamusume: Pretty Derby @umamusume_eng]

🎊 Here's your first look at the new 3★ character!

Introducing [Platanus Witch] Sweep Tosho!

For details, please check the Featured Trainees section on the top right of the Scout screen, available from Jun 4 (UTC).

#Umamusume

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

You can imagine you’re playing Super Mario Bros. in your mind for free, and Nintendo can’t sue you for it even though they really, really want to.

[和尚さん @oshowsn]

#見た人もなにか無言で２人組をあげる

[Rat @RatInControl]

Give this rat a superhero name 🤣

[AngryPearMan @KudzuSudzu]

Beavis and Butthead Superbunghole Saga

#beavisandbutthead #art

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@brokenboomboxes @urbanistoomf Thanks doc

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In a “can’t browse Twitter in public” phases because I wasn’t careful with my likes.

[旧帝ペンギン１浪 🐧͟͟͞͞= 🐧͟͟͞͞= 🐧͟͟͞͞= 🐧͟͟͞͞= 🐧͟͟͞͞= @Kyutei_Penguin]

チンコ勃たんくなった老害が作った刑法175条を消すために文Iに行くのも視野

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@threenotes_jp Pokémon, then DBZ. I think they were first or among the first JP anime to be dubbed and widely broadcast on kids’ TV channels here.