Kaitlyn

I love pizza, a cool chick with a hot ass

[Inspirational Quotes @SeffSaid]

Remember

[Kaitlyn @future_ghost93]

At my parents today, my dad was watching one of the nature police shows and they caught guys illegally hunting ducks.
Liv “aw they killed them those are not for killing they’re for decoration!”
Me “decoration of what, they’re animals”
L “ I don’t know, ponds”
🙄😂🦆

[Kaitlyn @future_ghost93]

*playing with Eva*
Eva: I’m going to smack your ass!
Me: I’m calling your boss!
Eva: we don’t have a boss here!
Me: I’m calling your husband!
Eva: you don’t know my home phone number!

[Kaitlyn @future_ghost93]

“ Loyalty to unhappiness, just because you’re afraid to admit something didn’t work out, is not it”

[Kaitlyn @future_ghost93]

“There’s someone here today who lent us a little bit of her magic, and we’d like to give some of it back”

[Kaitlyn @future_ghost93]

Or her best friends bed

[ᴀ. @alyssaxtrevino]

a girl and her bed on a Sunday is an endless love affair 🤍

[Jdot❄️ @jdotG_]

Even if that shit eating u up inside sometimes u just got to keep it gangsta and move on

[🌸 @tbhreIateable]

my only goal in life right now is to be happy, genuinely, intensely and consistently happy, regardless of what that looks like to others

[Kaitlyn @future_ghost93]

Things I thought I’d never say to my kid:
“Eat your food or I’m taking the knife away”

[toxic king @toxicking]

She be beautiful til she order a BEER, like okay handsome I see you.

[☆LA JEFA☆ @1blaatina]

i may not have 6 friends to carry my casket but i do have 1 bestfriend who will flirt with 6 men to do it for her 🫶🏼

[Kaitlyn @future_ghost93]

Eva, playing with playdoh, starts singing : “boys are weak, trap them in the tree!”
Ok Queen, go off

[Kaitlyn @future_ghost93]

Me at work except for like five people

[juni @wtfffjuni]

sorry i told u what was bothering me do u still think im hot

[Kaitlyn @future_ghost93]

I just want a love like Adam and Barbara

[Shifty 💫 @TheWeeklyShift]

airpods ain't enough, i need a car speaker in my ear

[trash jones @jzux]

hey can i come over and be weird at your house

[Kaitlyn @future_ghost93]

*works for multibillion dollar company*
*gets 80 dollar bonus* thanks for paying my bar bill caused by you, work