Sarah

Professional dabbler/relocation savant.

[Sarah @futurecrone]

@shastanichols10 agreed, poor guy.

[Sarah @futurecrone]

People, when I ask for Reggie in the bathroom, I mean “regular absorbency tampon”, not weed!! #tampons #periods #weed

[Sarah @futurecrone]

So far, my only real Euphoria complaint is that Cassie would be drunk crying/singing to somewhat of a deep cut Sinead O'Connor song..#EuphoriaHBOMax

[Sarah @futurecrone]

Why weren’t they called Oabro instead of Oasis?

[Sarah @futurecrone]

It’s Arkansas summertime, which means every stick is a snake.

[helena riley @freshhel]

I have an idea..i take who I am at a patio bar. and make her real

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

wow it’s starting seem like the amount of deaths here at the park is never going to rise to a level where we have to completely shut down. Looks like we’re here to stay

[Sarah @futurecrone]

PMS in your 30s is getting weepy but also kind of turned on when you hear, Building a Mystery by Sarah McLachlan, playing in the coffee shop. Right?

[Sarah @futurecrone]

I treasure when someone asks you if you’re married, then how old you are...and THEN say, “well you’ve still got some time.” Like milk that is 1 day expired but still smells alright.

[Sarah @futurecrone]

@ChudBlart I would actually like to meet Him.

[Sarah @futurecrone]

@ChudBlart @roxysnickers I just have a strong feeling he sucks and I heard he’s one of those “no eye-contact allowed on set”, people. 🤢

[Sarah @futurecrone]

@ChudBlart @roxysnickers This is shocking yet not at all. I feel nothing. Leo is someone I never want to meet in real life, I don’t want to know what he’s really like. I think J. Long is filming a movie in fay and Leo must’ve been visiting from Oklahoma where he’s filming a big boy movie.

[Sarah @futurecrone]

Finally reached the age where my Facebook friend requests are only single dads.

[Sarah @futurecrone]

My daily mantra is:
“I am an oil man.”

[Sarah @futurecrone]

I actually thought about making an Earth Day post, but I looked shitty in all the photos.

[Sarah @futurecrone]

Posting photos of yourself outdoors on Earth Day decreases carbon emissions. Great job, guys! #EarthDay

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

I cannot fathom passionate concern about Dr. Seuss, but not about Daunte Wright.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

We need to ban assault weapons and high-capacity magazines in this country.

There’s no reason somebody needs a weapon of war with 100 rounds in a magazine. None.

[Sarah @futurecrone]

Oral Roberts Baratheon getting slayed by the #hogs.
#GOT

[Sarah @futurecrone]

🔥🙏🏼💅🏼🗑🐉

[Robyn Caplan @robyncaplan]

There’s a tiktok trend that claims your last 5 non-face emojis are your “aesthetic” and ❤️📺🖥💻🍪 I am floored by this accuracy.