@JazzyTheSmooth1 1: Put in a female protagonist option into your cheap portable game at last minute
2: have her completely dominate the public perception of the game
3: sell so well you revive the stagnant franchise.
4: Completely fail to realize why you succeeded and only have male next 2 games
@MadMonkey867@StayDrunkI Darryl, Mario, Raul, Kevin, Tony, Willie, Dean, Mike, Tim, Karl, Mike, and Todd are all real names, which is 12/22 and better than Indian.
@MikeMarshallCEO@cremieuxrecueil What hypocrisy? One is statistically proven to be a threat to children and entire groups will publically boast about their intent in song, the other only hurts themselves.
@kawoshiki The LttP overworld actually has content in it. Hyrule Field in OoT has some hidden grottos you need know know about beforehand to find, most of which contain only common items, and the big poes.
@SnepOfTheWest "Luke is last of the Jedi"
He seemed to hear Ben’s voice, faint and indistinct, as if from a great distance. “Not the last of the old Jedi, Luke. The first of the new.”
@Tokenn "And forty more drown in five-gallon water buckets"
This sounds like something the Monster Control Bureau makes up to explain what happened to people who died from monster attacks
@noBWrexit@MerriamWebster@jameskeller666 One day @maziehirono went batshit on some nominee and started insisting the term "sexual preference" was offensive (despite her own press releases using) to get a "gotcha". Loads of online dictionaries and "advocacy" organized worked to retcon it to "fact" immediately after.