futurejunkie

he/him/his

[futurejunkie @futurejunkie]

This is the “Some Great Heights” romantic storyline I’m looking for. ⁦@PostalService⁩

[futurejunkie @futurejunkie]

How often do you cry at work? Yesterday my count was three.

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

Know Your Food Emoji:

🌽🍞 - cornbread

🧀🎂 - cheesecake

☎️🌸 - cauliflower

🔒🔒 - lox

🐟🏰🎲 - tuna casserole

🦌🌾 - buckwheat

🏂🥣🍽 - radishes

🐴🏂🍽 - horseradish

⛳️3️⃣💇‍♀️ - parsnip

🧈🥃 - butterscotch

🍑 👞🔨 - peach cobbler

🔑 🤫 - quiche

[futurejunkie @futurejunkie]

@JohnnyHoey Same with Donnna Summer (NOT Summers)

[futurejunkie @futurejunkie]

I want to sleep

[futurejunkie @futurejunkie]

Appreciating the quietness

[futurejunkie @futurejunkie]

@Chasten Welcome to the pop-up world of DC

[futurejunkie @futurejunkie]

If you want to know how veiny your hands are going to look like when you’re old, just get Covid and lose 50 pounds!

[futurejunkie @futurejunkie]

@subway your online ordering system is trash

[futurejunkie @futurejunkie]

@IDGAFGenius It’s never covered scratches, only cracks.

[futurejunkie @futurejunkie]

Please keep raining

[futurejunkie @futurejunkie]

No one really seems to care

[futurejunkie @futurejunkie]

@AMGNOBENZ is so AMAZING

[futurejunkie @futurejunkie]

I’m all out of faith

[futurejunkie @futurejunkie]

Literally, no one cares.

[futurejunkie @futurejunkie]

Gong to bed at 10:30 pm, setting the alarm for 9:30 am. #exhausted

[futurejunkie @futurejunkie]

This grown man ate a banana and then discarded the peel on the floor.

[futurejunkie @futurejunkie]

.@UberEats is the fucking worst. Delivery that was scheduled for 29 minutes is now taking an hour because the driver has “other stops” along the way and zigzagging thru the neighborhood

[futurejunkie @futurejunkie]

Isn’t this just a map of Dubai?

[Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz]

Just a tiny little world inside my body begging me to stop eating Hot Chicken.

[futurejunkie @futurejunkie]

Fantastic @OfficialOMD show in DC last night. Simply amazing!

[futurejunkie @futurejunkie]

You look beautiful