Sophie Louise 🌿

'because you could have loved me forever. and maybe in another universe i let you'

[Sophie Louise 🌿 @futurerust_]

i wish I had had my own pocket sized noel fielding who would give me a quick kiss on the head whenever I was feeling stressed or sad #GBBO

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital

[Darren Dutton @Darren_Dutton]

We won't remember them.

[Sophie Louise 🌿 @futurerust_]

Hello! I’m looking for 2 tickets to Palace away. They’re for a birthday present. DM me if you’re selling #NUFC @NUFCFanSales @Nufcfanssales @NSpares @ToonTickets1 🖤🤍🖤🤍

[jack rem @jackremmington]

This man needs a REST. Every single episode he built a mansion whilst Karamo took them whiskey tasting and Antoni smashed a couple of avocados. Let Bobby lie down

[Juliet @julietgarcia22]

the bane of my life rn is that this highland cow sweater vest does not come in adult sizes… I dream of her, I long for her

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

You do see a lot of women living extremely lavishly off the proceeds of accusing a man of sexual assault don’t you

[James Farmer @JamesFarmer87]

Knight this lady immediately.

https://t.co/yDxZOgEd1m

[elinor @ewxlker]

rape aside

[Brian Butterfield @MrBButterfield]

1 ticket for 1 ticket for
oppenheimer barbie
please 💣 please 💖

[Liam @LiamLambrini]

there are FOUR 500g blocks of Cathedral City cheese in my mum’s fridge

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

rt if you love boobs but not in a misogynistic way

[Seán Burke @SeanBurkeShow]

Me: Why is my back so sore

Me at my desk:

[Sophie Louise 🌿 @futurerust_]

@edfenergy Hello. I spoke to someone about our bill however I now need to speak to someone about changing our account to our new address. Your colleague said she would send me 2 emails so I could update the address and account number however 6 hours later they still haven’t arrived…

[Sophie Louise 🌿 @futurerust_]

@edfenergy Hi there. How long do final bills usually take to be added to an online account? We moved out of our previous property on Saturday and still haven't received anything. I'd like to know how much of our credit we will be receiving back as a refund. Thanks

[trash jones @jzux]

some of you guys need rehab for diet coke

[Sophie Louise 🌿 @futurerust_]

@edfenergy Hello. Why has over £200 vanished from my account balance overnight? In the current cost of living crisis, this is obviously quite worrying and I would like to know where this money has gone??

[Sophie Louise 🌿 @futurerust_]

@LewisCapaldi no london date 💔😭

[Lucy Watson @Lucywwatson]

This… isn’t very much