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DIRECTOR!CROISSANT PARODY/RP ACCOUNT (Cookie Run: Ovenbreak)
- Set before M!STF
- OOC is marked with “// text”
- Mun is @spoonfulofbeez
“I'll be a Director who can stand against time!”
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- #MVRP#CRRP#CROBRP#PARODYTWT
*She doesn’t notice how cold Timeless Love’s hands are, still shaking with her prosthetic hand.*
“If there’s anything specific I can help with, I’d love to. I may be a little rusty, but I’m sure I’ve still got my engineering expertise!”
[ They return the director’s smile while accepting her handshake… how cold their hands were. ]
“Yes yes, that is the case… how kind of you to offer help! And to allow me subjects for taste testing as well!”
“Nice to meet you, Timeless Love.”
*She held out her prosthetic hand for a handshake, giving a warm smile. He seemed rather nice, so the Director momentarily let herself relax and stop being on edge.*
“Oh, you’re giving yourself the ability to eat? I could -
[ The faux wings on the side of his head spread out in surprise. Putting down her tools to turn to Croissant. ]
“A-Ah! I was not expecting any guests… None at all~! And I suppose, yes. Technically I am! But call me Timeless Love Cookie. I prefer it that way.”
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Maybe! You sure look familiar as well. It’s the fate of a time traveler to get deja vu all the time about people they’ve never met and places they’ve never seen.
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// these two have a moby dick thing going on. she wants that fucked up wormie DEAD bro
// both of them are bisexual i forgot to say ua was bisexual
// ummm sock
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// Yellow eye is very blurry, her vision is bad
// Usually uses her wrench as a cane
// Hair is slowly reverting to dough, but for now it’s very stale croissants
// Will be portrayed as clearly very cookie on this account.
*Oh, seems like there’s another TK running around these rifts. Director Croissant moseys up to say hi.*
“Hey there, other version of Timekeeper? I don’t think I’ve seen you around here before, what’re you working on yourself for?”
i'm not a good person. ask anyone who loves me. i never write, i never call, i never think about anyone at all. no matter what i do, my exhaustion will consume me and i'm too tired for the truth.