FU Turkeys

We are the terror that flaps in the quad. We are the Thanksgiving meat that chases you to your car. We are officially the turkeys of Fairfield U.

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

LOL. As long as they eat you and not us, gobble gobble. https://t.co/KAEJIiZpm5

[Fairfield University 🦌 @FairfieldU]

The darkness of finals rises, and the light of summer break to meet it. In these exciting times, Stags, #MayThe4BeWithYou. Always. 😄 #FairfieldU

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

Ten is just what they want you to think. We are legion, gobble gobble. https://t.co/yXVmBXkei4

[Nina Kapur @ninakapur1]

Students tell me there are TEN turkeys on campus at any given time.... is this true???? https://t.co/2yHlCZ0Rzz

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

@ninakapur1 @FairfieldU Nope. It’s wiiiiiild. #WeRunThisPlace #GoTurkeysNotStags

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

These results. OMG you *see us.* it’s like we’re in a version of Avatar that someone cares about.

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

Best pic write-in: The Shape of Gravy. Our best work. Maybe you missed it. We’re more cultured than you. #Oscars2018 💁

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

Things are better today. We’re back to grazing. You may see us judging you as you walk by. But will we chase you? (No is not an option, obvi 😈).

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

More like “Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble” but, rn, otherwise correct.

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

*Looks out window* Chicken Little dropped the ball, you guys. #TurkeysRBetter

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

@kt828 @vernamichaud Sorry, we play hard to get.

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

#TGIFreakinCheatDay. Gobble gobble.

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

Friendly reminder—Save a turkey. Eat a pizza. Gobble gobble. #NationalPizzaDay

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

So that Groundhog Day movie is about a guy who keeps waking up to a parade every day and gets sad. If Groundhog Day was about us, we’d keep waking up on Thanksgiving and have actual problems. Gobble gobble.

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

@FairfieldAbroad @FairfieldU @FairfieldDSB Maybe we should study abroad in Florence next Fall... They don't even celebrate Thanksgiving so we might make it out alive... Gobble gobble.

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

Everyone makes fun of us for walking outside the BCC staring at reflection in the windows... but if you were as adorable as we are you would stare at yourself too. Gobble gobble.

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

Us In Our Tree: OMG this tree is so boring - there’s nothing to do here.

Us Anywhere Else: Our tree is the best tree ever. We have so many students to chase. One time a squirrel forgot where it left it’s nut stash and we ate them all. Gobble gobble.

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

Joke’s on you everyone cuz we survived, thieves, and will be lurking in the quad when you get back to campus. Gobble gobble. https://t.co/msjB7FnOeC

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

What are the odds we survive this weekend without getting served for dinner? Gobble gobble.

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

How long until our flock finds it’s way into the new @FairfieldU parking garage? Gobble gobble.

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

Don’t worry, we survived #Thanksgiving and will still be on campus to chase you when you get back Monday. Gobble gobble.

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

What we turkeys look like when Thanksgiving is finally over. Gobble gobble.

[FU Turkeys @futurkeys]

On this day we stop to give thanks and also to remember that the sides are the best part anyway so just skip the #turkey. Gobble gobble. #thanksgiving