“YoUr ThIrD @ hAs To TaKe YoU oN a DaTe”
*deletes entire friends list*
*deactivates social media*
*throws laptop in river*
*fakes death*
”phew that was close, I almost went on a date”
@EdmontonOilers Where’s my Valentine’s Day cards? I was expecting some decent ones about Kane, Stu, Campbell.
I feel let down… 😔
Happy Valentine’s Day n stuff I guess Oilers 💔
sagittarius placements will wait for hours with you in the emergency room. they’ll be on their last dollar but splurge on your birthday gift. they’ll fight your battles for you.
and they’ll cut you off once they realize you’d never do the same.
"It felt like an elementary school fight and 5 little kids were trying to wrestle me, and Hartman was like the one kid who just learned how to give the middle finger from his older brother, but would tattletale to all the teachers when his feelings were hurt" - Evander Kane
According to journalist Gregory Ellingson, Beyoncé worked with House Music producer Honey Dijon on her new album.
Beyoncé is also said to be working on a music video for one of the 2 tracks recorded with the production company.
Okay, had a massive cry over my dead best friend, now let’s get shit DONE. It’s what she would’ve wanted, she wouldn’t want me to be a sad bum ass bitch.