bad gal

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Me at uni: *basically a social democrat*

Wise old people: “That'll change once you get a job and pay taxes in the real world”

Me, after working a few years: “My retirement plan is ďying in the communist revolution”

[hunter @3gpmh]

dating is a lot of work just to find someone to watch films with you

[Shobhit @Shobhit3103]

Indians have absolutely zero movie theatre etiquettes

[peter by taylor swift @veerszaara]

never rating imtiaz ali movies. those are my children are you joking

[Natalie @FalcoNat38]

ooh i’m zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.

[Akira Curaçao 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇨🇸🇳 @MrNarci]

yaar some of these Main Vaapas Aaunga takes are annoying me. it’s one thing to have a different read on a movie, another to have a completely wrong read. wdym the movie is misogynistic because Nirvair questions his gf freezing her eggs? THE MOVIE ESTABLISHES HE’S AN IDIOT!!

[Shreemi Verma @shreemiverma19]

the era of bollywood i grew up in would make a hindi version of backrooms with sohail khan and sneha ullal, an item number featuring isha koppikar, add some songs composed by anu or daboo malik and release it within 6 months or something

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SERIOUS QUESTION: Why is it that actual human jobs like baker, florist, teacher, and childcare worker barely pay a livable wage, while fakė jobs like AI specialist bootlicker, marketing campaign parasite, and synergy consultant are pulling six figures ??

[Paweł Wargan @pawelwargan]

In my lifetime, China lifted 850 million people out of poverty, while the US created one trillionaire. It is clear as day that socialism is the key to our future.

[r @bekhayalime]

The tragic state of Indian cinema is that a beautiful film like #MainVaapasAunga, which speaks of love, is struggling to find an audience, while a four‑hour propaganda piece designed to spread hate and glorify BJP and Modi manages to pull in crowds. When love struggles to find space and hate gets celebrated, it speaks volumes about the state of the country

[Ina💗 @alicem3x]

The film Obsession perfectly portrays the “nice guy,” selfish, self-serving, creepy, and insecure. That’s what scared me most about the film. She begged him to end it all and he said “what’s so wrong with being with me?”

[AmmuNition 🇵🇸 @dorm_ammu]

Marjane Satrapi has died. her book persepolis is still one of the best graphic novels i've ever read, and i've read it so many times.

[k @localdrain]

someone's hot date is someone else's weird stinky sibling. that's how it works

[jen🧚🏼‍♂️ @gardenofjen]

just watched ‘Obsession’ and all of the men leaving the theatre are talking about how they never want a girlfriend again like the entire plot of the movie isn’t a guy forcing a relationship + dealing with the consequences of HIS OWN ACTIONS. LIKE???

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Anushka Sharma left India to live in 4 AQI of London, eats the most unadulterated food items in the world, jogs in clean lanes, lives around the most advanced healthcare system.

Then comes home occasionally and preaches unscientific cures using Homeopathy to Indians who breathe in 400+ AQI Air, eat adulterated food and walk in garbage and dirt.

[Rana Ayyub @RanaAyyub]

Voice of Hind Rajab to release in India on June 19th.

[Nikolaus Klaus @nikolausklaus17]

In horror movies the ghost is always a woman or a child because there's nothing a man can do as a ghost that he can't already do as a man

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[vax merstappen @honeygoldlight]

no one shows more chronically online behaviour than your friend who despises their job but has no choice but to stay there because the job market is so shitty

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."