Barbara Barbera

Dasani brand ambassador

[Barbara Barbera @fuzzfreeman]

I'm a pescatarian(I know) but I do most of my kills at night & I only go after the meanest,ugliest bottom-feeding assholes you wouldn't wish on ur worst enemies. Sometimes the other fish swim up to the surface to thank me just as I sink my teeth into one of those slimy bastards

[Barbara Barbera @fuzzfreeman]

How is this related to home lobotomy kits

[Barbara Barbera @fuzzfreeman]

@traveler_master Ghislaine Maxwell?

[Barbara Barbera @fuzzfreeman]

Finally touched up the embarrassing racing stripes tattoo on my dick to make it look like sear marks from a grill

[Barbara Barbera @fuzzfreeman]

Went to go pick up a beanbag chair for my pet rat but ended up giving him my old hand-me-down hacky-sack

[Barbara Barbera @fuzzfreeman]

Which came first,the beanbag chair or the beanbag?

[Barbara Barbera @fuzzfreeman]

Hoping to sell my old saucepan and use the money I get from that on a used one

[Barbara Barbera @fuzzfreeman]

Hoping to get in on the ground floor of a grassroots bowel movement

[Barbara Barbera @fuzzfreeman]

@whiskykittn Sleep

[Barbara Barbera @fuzzfreeman]

If something is good LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE (excluding children and thermostats)

[Barbara Barbera @fuzzfreeman]

I shouldn't be allowed to think

[Barbara Barbera @fuzzfreeman]

Homeless and pregnant plz kill me

[Barbara Barbera @fuzzfreeman]

Haven't really had a good look at my penis underwater in FAR TOO LONG.. I might rent out one of the swimming lanes tonight for a few hours

[Barbara Barbera @fuzzfreeman]

What do i love more than kambucha? Idk, donating blood? Why are you even asking me this man I got stuff to do

[Barbara Barbera @fuzzfreeman]

I like joking around but only with people who are aroused

[Barbara Barbera @fuzzfreeman]

You can tell a lot about someone by the type of e-liquid they choose to vaporize

[Barbara Barbera @fuzzfreeman]

Also I enjoy their membership perks like the chilli dog pass. Every 6 chilli dogs you buy the 7th one is free. Also free refills on chilli dog accoutrements. The limit is 4 free dogs a month but it doesn't count if you pre purchase your chilli dogs online (which I do)

[Barbara Barbera @fuzzfreeman]

I like the food from 711 because it is very dense and rich in calories. And the smell doesn't bother me

[Barbara Barbera @fuzzfreeman]

@joshuatrank Jews

[Barbara Barbera @fuzzfreeman]

I didn't think gangstalking was real until I started stalking someone with a gang of people stalking the same person