Paul Larman

Proof is boring. Proof is tiresome. Proof is an irrelevance. People would far rather be handed an easy lie than search for a difficult truth.

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@elston_bobby @ChronicleNUFC Unrealistic to expect that really

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@CarinaRibena @MrMrsHenryWales Jealous little wannabe princesses

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@BoatyMellie @anon_opin Last of the summer wine and hilarious shouldn't be in the same sentence either

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@fesshole Back of the net!

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@whammysammybar @incestic1de They've sacked Josh

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@fesshole Being loud on a weekday! A heinous crime!

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@SimonPryde Harsh!

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@OJBorg I do hope your dog (or cat) is called Si (short for Simon)

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@fesshole You couldn't even manage the bare necessities?

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@fesshole You don't have a dishwasher?

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@bbcnewcastle Willock starts

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@footballontnt @tntsports @discoveryplusUK Apparently that game was "diabolical"

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@Nusc2023 Got mine

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@29Crown @fesshole Eh?

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@Nusc2023 2 marathons in 1 day! That's impressive!

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@anon_opin They are meant to be annoying so they are memorable

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@lxm697 @anon_opin You mean too short

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@fesshole If only there were some way of putting stories onto some kind of paper

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@fesshole I bought a snow shovel in 2012, never used it since