Sanka, ya dead?

[Sanka, ya dead? @fuzzybear50]

If you start drinking pumpkin beer in August unfollow me right this second

[Sanka, ya dead? @fuzzybear50]

@danabeers Just wait until they make their way to Mecca

[Sanka, ya dead? @fuzzybear50]

@historyinmemes Uh uh

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Cameron Brink was carried to the locker room after this play.

[Sanka, ya dead? @fuzzybear50]

@stoolpresidente

[corb @awshuqs]

she worshipping my balls she sack religious

[Sanka, ya dead? @fuzzybear50]

I hope the women huffing cleaning products in Aisle 15 of the Danvers Market Basket has a fantastic weekend

[Sanka, ya dead? @fuzzybear50]

ladies at the bar when I tell them I have a tummy ache but I’m being brave about it

[Sanka, ya dead? @fuzzybear50]

God forbid men have hobbies

[Wilson Alexander @whalexander_]

Former LSU and current New England Patriots receiver Kayshon Boutte was arrested today. He allegedly placed more than 8,900 bets while underage with a fake account. Some of this occurred during the 2022 season, his last at LSU.
https://t.co/x0OVcMmUC3

[Sanka, ya dead? @fuzzybear50]

“Easton Stick drops back to pass”

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Chargers QB Justin Herbert is out for the season following surgery to repair the broken index finger on his right hand, per me and @MikeGarafolo. Easton Stick steps in for the rest of 2023.

Coach Brandon Staley said they would do what’s best for him long-term. This is it.

[Sanka, ya dead? @fuzzybear50]

Doing cocaine for the first time

[Sanka, ya dead? @fuzzybear50]

My therapist: the Boondock Saints Jesus tattoo isn’t real, it can’t hurt you

A kid from my high school posting on instagram:

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Her: when I get there you better not be Tiny Tim from “The Muppet Christmas Carol”

My goofy ass:

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How i feel after ordering a half a pound of mortadella at Market Basket

[Sanka, ya dead? @fuzzybear50]

“Freshly grated parm? Just say when!”

[shahd @shah_ddd]

an outfit all men look hot in

[Sanka, ya dead? @fuzzybear50]

“Mr. Jones, can you tell us where you were on September 16th, 2018 after the win against the Giants?”

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The #Cowboys have unveiled an AI-driven hologram of Jerry Jones at AT&T Stadium. Fans can ask about his life, college at Arkansas, owning the Cowboys, etc. The technology can generate multiple responses, creating a lifelike conversation with Jerry Jones.

[Sanka, ya dead? @fuzzybear50]

I will be the Patriots backup QB

[Sanka, ya dead? @fuzzybear50]

@TheWapplehouse

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Made the same face the last time I pooped my pants

Open and shut case here. Man needs some new drawers

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Mitch McConnell inexplicably froze during a press conference today, and was escorted away, per Bloomberg:

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@nick_cassarino

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I appreciate Nolan’s quest for historical accuracy, and will include Oppenheimer fucking the bomb bareback

[Christopher Nolan Archives @NolanAnalyst]

There are extended scenes of nudity and sex in 'OPPENHEIMER'.

(via @guardian)