Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌

Husband. Father of chimplings. Opposable thumbs. Conservative. Christian. #ProLife #America! 🇺🇸

[Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom]

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.”
#MarchForLife

[Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom]

This will never not be funny to me. 😂

[Twitchy Team @TwitchyTeam]

"You never forget the bullets you dodged" and fortunately this banger was never deleted to help remind us of that ===> https://t.co/iPkhduOCV2

[Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom]

@CraigCorson For years my tax dollars were “siphoned” from me to pay for other kids’ education. Now that my kids actually benefit from my tax dollars you somehow think it is unfair. Odd.

[Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom]

Democrats in Ohio are working hard to tell families they can’t choose the best schools for their children.

[Jessica E. Miranda @JessicaEMiranda]

UNANIMOUS. 👏 Ohio’s appeals court has upheld the ruling that EdChoice, as structured and funded, is UNCONSTITUTIONAL.

And YES, this is a PROPERTY TAX issue. When the state prioritizes private school vouchers while underfunding public schools, local taxpayers are left picking up the tab through greater reliance on property taxes.

Want meaningful property tax relief? Tell the Republican Supermajority in the Statehouse to FINISH the Fair School Funding Plan AND update the cost inputs still stuck at 2022 figures!

Fund today’s classrooms with today’s costs.
Fulfill your constitutional duty. 📚⚖️

[Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom]

Shane Gillis somehow managed to make a lot of unfunny people funny. These reaction videos are hilarious. 😂

[shellshock @shellshockkk]

I have a degree in comedy

[Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom]

Taking my tax dollars to fund schools I don’t use is not really supporting parental choice. 😂

[Dr. Jim Lloyd @DrJimLloyd]

If vouchers were ever on for the public to vote it would fail 100 of 100 times at least 60%. I, along with most people, support parental choice but not at public expense.

[Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom]

@mamallama345 Oh, it’s definitely money they would get if they forced private school students back into public schools. That’s why they hate EdChoice. They view family’s tax dollars as belonging to them.

[Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom]

In my district public school students are funded to the tune of roughly $13,100 per year. EdChoice students receive a voucher for about $8,400, yet my kids’ private school manages to get by. Most of the students could NEVER attend private school without EdChoice.

[Jessica E. Miranda @JessicaEMiranda]

NOPE! 🙂‍↔️ We just believe EVERY child in Ohio deserves access to FULLY funded Public Education no matter their socioeconomic status.

It certainly is weird and lame 😒 to think that respecting and supporting a CONSTITUTIONAL obligation is wrong.

[Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom]

@nonautomatedbot @JessicaEMiranda That seems to be the message.

[Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom]

It’s not unconstitutional. This is an attempt by Democrats and public school unions to work around the will of Ohio voters because they know EdChoice has been popular. Also note these “underfunded” students still receive a lot more funding than voucher students.

[Dr. Jim Lloyd @DrJimLloyd]

Of course it is. This will head to the Ohio Supreme Court and then to SCOTUS. In the meantime, public school kids will be underfunded and an unaccountable voucher system that sucks billions from Ohio's tax dollars will be permitted to exist.

[A. D. Motzen @ADMotzen]

Ohio's EdChoice scholarship program remains in place as this case continues to move through the courts.

Sad to see so much public time and money wasted in an attempt to take away educational options from families.

[Shams Hirji @HirjiShams]

Don’t worry, school choice friends. The Ohio Supreme Court will likely correct this error.

[Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom]

@Jewtastic I’m so sorry, Ron. 🙏

[Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom]

@exjon Prayers for healing and a peaceful break to strengthen up for the fight.

[Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom]

@PolitiBunny @OriginalRoddick Awesome! He’s a Monday memes mainstay. 😂

[Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom]

@soirchick @MDorstewitzBkUp @TwitchyTeam Thank you!

[Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom]

…awarded the medal of freedom to an astronaut on Mars who was also in trouble for coming out of the closet on the red planet.

“Maybe the Republican Party needs a little destroying”, she said.

“Woke-free” indeed.

[Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom]

I’ve been watching For All Mankind based on this guy’s suggestions for “woke-free” shows.

I’m getting the feeling he’s a bit out of touch. 😂

For All Mankind is about an alternate reality where the Russians got to the moon first.

Cool! I like space stuff…

[Tim Rice @TimRiceDC]

You all need to chill out about Narnia.
https://t.co/HAI4aR1tTK

[Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom]

This was several administrations after Ted Kennedy’s presidency, of course, who passed the ERA. When her fake husband was about to be outed for his affair with a male staffer, she courageously outed herself as gay at a press conference and…

[Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom]

@MCampbell1041 I’m so sorry. Prayers for peace and comfort in the coming days.