Tito Dick (REAL)

Guy/Adult/Going Through It™/ he/him
a running commentary on bad decisions
not on twitter much, dusting this thing off

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

@ellen_rakestraw Would love 2 but I dont have genitals. I was sitting nude on a drive way legs spread out like a Y, genitals resting on the concrete. My friend was fooling around with a square digging shovel and accidentally chopped and scraped my genitals off my body. I’m alone on Thanksgiving.

[👾Dad Joke Division👾 @PvtTwinkletoes]

Swamped with work so instead drew a diagram of all the #Transformers #MTMTE antagonists I can remember off the top of my head

[🐸🧡 @kimkitsufroggy]

"UNSTABLE, BUT CAPABLE !🙂" #DiscoElysium

[Tito Dick (REAL) @fuzzyrobot]

trans bear Harrier because I realized I can do anything I want all the time forever #DiscoElysium

[Tito Dick (REAL) @fuzzyrobot]

3PM on a Friday afternoon and I'm exploring the limits of pain and pleasure like some kind of cenobyte

[Tito Dick (REAL) @fuzzyrobot]

Can I interest you in a Kim Kitsuragi in these trying times? #DiscoElysium

[Tito Dick (REAL) @fuzzyrobot]

man leave me alone I'm getting drunk to goth pop

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

More American males now wear bracelets than eat stew

[Zoska 🐴 🦈 @TotallyNotZoska]

the invasion has begun.

[dasharez0ne.bsky.social @dasharez0ne]

FINE BY ME - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN

[Tito Dick (REAL) @fuzzyrobot]

I thought it was redirecting me to a porn site but it was trying to sell me a swimming pool. IM SO MAD

[Tito Dick (REAL) @fuzzyrobot]

oops I made some bad decisions! welp

[Tito Dick (REAL) @fuzzyrobot]

so uh did you ever stay up all night procrastinating and got zero sleep done but also zero work done

[Tito Dick (REAL) @fuzzyrobot]

is this jizz in my salad. IS THIS JIZZ IN MY SALAD #okthisisoficciallytheworstsaladbar

[Tito Dick (REAL) @fuzzyrobot]

I'm so glad my belt didn't fall in the toilet

[Tito Dick (REAL) @fuzzyrobot]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A DEMON ANT DOING ON MY NIPPLE. Sir no you cannot live here

[Tito Dick (REAL) @fuzzyrobot]

haha I numbered paper 3 as paper 2 GOOD JURB

[Tito Dick (REAL) @fuzzyrobot]

when I do tweets like that I really think they need to be followed up with a trumpet going "wuh-wuh-wuh-WAAAAAAH"

[Tito Dick (REAL) @fuzzyrobot]

I wish somebody loved me. Or that I loved somebody.