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Harvey Dent you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll throw acid on you #thefutureisteal #letsgopens

[parker @fuzzyvhs]

sober people need to be banned from writing weed fics #WeCanTell

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Everything fun they tell you not to do. As a child it’s running in the pool. They blow the whistle. best part about pool is running as fast as you can chasing your friends. Jumping in. When you’re an adult they pull the same trick. dont drink on benzos. No opiates in the hot tub

[parker @fuzzyvhs]

@mclennonreal thanks oomf you understand me

[parker @fuzzyvhs]

@mothafuckinnam miserable weirdo

[parker @fuzzyvhs]

@tabaxiplayer im scared

[parker @fuzzyvhs]

@justlichenthing im #scared

[parker @fuzzyvhs]

just had to ask some girl in this coffee shop if i could take a picture of her bag holy shit

[parker @fuzzyvhs]

@yaoihealing Well

[parker @fuzzyvhs]

6.5k likes why is everyone in my house

[parker @fuzzyvhs]

just had to ask some girl in this coffee shop if i could take a picture of her bag holy shit

[parker @fuzzyvhs]

@yaoihealing nirvanna the band the show

[ؘ @teaIfuture]

Ok so I'm at a thrift store and I just found this, I have NO idea who this is but I'm receiving extremely strong healing frequencies from this. I'm lead to believe this is an old depiction of some type of cherub, the smile is making me feel especially safe and divinely protected.

[parker @fuzzyvhs]

rate the lizard

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Josh Hart almost killed Larry David

[parker @fuzzyvhs]

@puke_fiend omg actually lmk when you work this week we leave on sunday 🙏🙏

[﹐ @MahomesPR]

Need a subway rat to chew on Wemby’s achilles like it’s a wire tonight

[non-binary jalen brunson @budgetzendaya]

he’s gonna drop 93 on saturday

[parker @fuzzyvhs]

@alienpomme_rose matt johnson

[parker @fuzzyvhs]

@rowofurviolets it’s fire but plot wise not similar at alll

[parker @fuzzyvhs]

@puke_fiend OH MY GOD HIIII you were so cool fr

[parker @fuzzyvhs]

@fagmccarrol yooo no way thats sick

[parker @fuzzyvhs]

wait this is powerful

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@smiler_230 moid

[parker @fuzzyvhs]

@tabaxiplayer rejoice

[parker @fuzzyvhs]

homelander vape is back guys dont worry