G_G

minding my business

[Us_militryPower @Trumpspoof__]

Breaking 🚨;

☠️ A hacker group announced at 3:00 AM: "We have locked all Starlink ground stations worldwide. Pay $500 million in Bitcoin, or the world goes offline!"

🚀 Elon Musk replied at 3:01 AM: "Check your firmware. While you were writing that ransom note, Neural-Auto-Patch released a micro-update that routed your entire operation through a dead-end satellite in deep orbit. Thanks for testing our hotfix."

[yagi 🔥 @yaginosenshii]

The ozempic wave was a CIA operation to get Americans back down to enlistment weight 💀💀💀

[Noah’s Ark 🚢 @NoahsArk1000]

Someone made a 9/11 movie using Ai. Not the FBI version, it’s the real one.

“Release the five dancing Israelis”

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[Christopher Stewart @EatingFab]

I know this is fun but on a serious note, there is no such thing as a kids menu. Start your kids dining out EARLY. The learning of etiquette, table manners, expanding their palate, etc will keep them from being chicken tender avengers at 27.

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

10 Shocking Stories the Media Buried Today

#10 - Joe Rogan ERUPTS on The New York Times for “fack-checking” RFK Jr. on toxic food ingredients while simultaneously proving him right.

“That made my brain hurt just reading it.”

The “fact-check” in question all started when The New York Times claimed RFK Jr. was “wrong” about differences in Froot Loops’ ingredients between Canada and the United States.

However, their own reporting admitted that the U.S. version contains harmful chemicals like Red Dye 40, Yellow 5, Blue 1, and butylated hydroxytoluene (BHT), while the Canadian version uses “natural colorings made from blueberries and carrots.”

“So they’re literally saying he was wrong, but he was right,” Rogan scoffed. “That is the f—king dangerous chemicals banned in Canada that we’re trying to get rid of in America!”

Rogan continued to question what possible motivation the The New York Times could have to “fact-check” RFK Jr.’s efforts to remove toxic ingredients from the food supply.

“Like, what are you trying to do? Are you trying to remove all leftover credibility? Are you trying to k*ll it all?” Rogan asked. “Are you secretly working for the Chinese? Like, what are you doing?”

Rogan’s guest, Jimmy Corsetti, concluded, “It’s probably backed by Monsanto or something.”

(See 9 More Revealing Stories Below)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Funnier than any parody 🤣🤣

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr. just endorsed the idea of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. joining the Trump administration as potential CIA director.

via @thebennyshow

[MAZE @mazemoore]

When the drugs kick in a day late.

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

This was the kill shot

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

“Nah for us” 💀💀💀

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

Victim mindset.

[Isaac’s Army @ReturnOfKappy]

What do you notice about WNBA star Brittney Griner…..?

[Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ @dogeofficialceo]

The mainstream media can never be trusted

[DAZN Boxing @DAZNBoxing]

The moment everything changed 🥊👀

@Canelo landed a devastating blow to knock @jaimemunguia15 to the canvas for the first time ever.

#CaneloMunguia

[Optimus Fine @sunnydaejones]

I have NEVER EVER EVER seen police do this at those Proud Boys protests.

[Ring Magazine @ringmagazine]

‼️ Canelo Alvarez GETS UP AND GOES AFTER Oscar De La Hoya in response to his comments at the final press conference ahead of his fight vs Jaime Munguia on Saturday night…

[🎥 @PremierBoxing]

[Brenden Dilley @WarlordDilley]

🚨BREAKING🚨

OJ Simpson's final tweet before dying.

His family has since deleted it.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is now richer than Mark Cuban and George Soros.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Sheldon Johnson, ex-con who appeared on Joe Rogan advocating for rehabilitative justice, has been arrested after police found a torso in his apartment.