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i am not a girl i am a horror

[phoebe @leanmaster2016]

i got caught in the crossfire of a squirt-off at old navy

[kait ⟡.· @kaitzey]

call my panties 9/11 the way bush is behind it

[kart @kiluhz]

im an insane retard from hell

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

I used to think Dog the Bounty Hunter and Hulk Hogan were the same person

[yoaquim @yqboom]

if your baby ugly i'm blowing my cigarette smoke straight in it's face

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

If I ever see young Sheldon Im dropping that cracker

[tasman @lildorothy_]

Asking a guy on the plane to switch seats so I can sit with his family

[⁀⊙﹏☉⁀ @pussyfromagirl]

wtf u mean u left the percs at kino der toten

[xander @whosalex]

its so hot outside i fucking hate israel

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

farting so loud that a random hamster in Sheboygan, Wisconsin dies from a heart attack

[angel :) @ministryofluvvv]

I’m not autistic I’m some other shit they don’t know about yet

[zac @vomit_induction]

drinking gasoline in my meth den

[normal person @Trollacoaster]

i remain

[Rimjob Stephens @yoehh1234]

I'm sitting here in total darkness farting my frickin buns off

[27. @dimvji]

oversharing online is so important cause what if someone needed to know that

[angel @angeIfiction]

If you see me today Just get behind me and blow my fucking head off

[dawn @rundry]

this is my Last day as a girl before i get processed into chicken feed

[kunk @gunk4188]

I'm just going to start eating people

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu