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Oops, that was MAGA, incited by Donald Trump. Denounce all political violence.
ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.
โWe need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,โ one of them said.
I replied, โAlright, but whatever you do, donโt go into that field over there.โ
The officer in charge exploded.
โMister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!โ he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face.
โSee this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?โ
I nodded politely and said, โBe my guest.โ
Then I went back to my chores.
About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast.
It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.
So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:
โYOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!โ