Fred VonFirstenberg

[Fred VonFirstenberg @FVonfirstenberg]

@xAviation That is not Ryanair.

That's Buzz Airlines, a Polish subsidiary of Ryanair Holdings.

Technically, Buzz and Ryanair are sister airlines.

Facts. They are important.

[Fred VonFirstenberg @FVonfirstenberg]

@ViralFightzz Female. That is a female. Women, a woman would not act like that.

Please don't elevate their status by incorrectly identifying them.

Female.

[Fred VonFirstenberg @FVonfirstenberg]

@GeoffSm20929737 I don't need bolts for my nose, nor the bristles of corn brooms spray painted black to stick on my eyelids; I don't need a $2 blond wig.

No need for a nuclear-certified glue to paste hair on my forehead.

I don't need a fat-filled diet.

Seems I don't need to shop black owned.

[Fred VonFirstenberg @FVonfirstenberg]

@77Soulz @HELLVELLL USA is far & you’re a loser.

Far?

What?

[Fred VonFirstenberg @FVonfirstenberg]

@my3babies318 @BlackAndNative1 Where's your loyalty, to someone overcharging you, or to your own wallet?

[Fred VonFirstenberg @FVonfirstenberg]

@77Soulz @HELLVELLL Facts. They're important.

She's fat.

[Fred VonFirstenberg @FVonfirstenberg]

@77Soulz @HELLVELLL I bet you're as useful as a soup sandwich.

[Fred VonFirstenberg @FVonfirstenberg]

@77Soulz @qwean_k Tossed salad? Line her up at the table!

[Fred VonFirstenberg @FVonfirstenberg]

@tittycityatl The only thing you bring to the table is a grocery bill that's the size of Detroit.

[Fred VonFirstenberg @FVonfirstenberg]

@MarlasiaB_ All fat on the bones.

[Fred VonFirstenberg @FVonfirstenberg]

@CORYNNEDC Bolts through the nose ✅
Unnatural hair color ✅
Doesn't know that 'good night' are two words ✅

That's a fail.

[Fred VonFirstenberg @FVonfirstenberg]

@madeyawook Pay attention.

The jury returned a not guilty verdict for Chikei Rick Chow.

Justice was served.

[Fred VonFirstenberg @FVonfirstenberg]

@mimiimarimee @rahsh33m "i was there n ian see allat'

You're IQ is lower than that of a broken toilet seat.

[Fred VonFirstenberg @FVonfirstenberg]

@VonWasHeree @Bubblesntrap Well, you're fairly bad off, aren't you.

[Fred VonFirstenberg @FVonfirstenberg]

@128bitbob Perhaps you might consider trying again (and when you do) try using good English.

Let's start with the first three words: "Is that where" which should be 'If that were.'

We won't bother with what follows "after" because that's a shit show.

[Fred VonFirstenberg @FVonfirstenberg]

@mvykvy47 That's not your natural hair color.

[Fred VonFirstenberg @FVonfirstenberg]

@SmithHamacher I say club it over the head like it's a baby seal.

[Fred VonFirstenberg @FVonfirstenberg]

@sunflowr_glow Well, she's disgusting to look at.