Jay

Too real for LinkedIn.

[Jay @Fw_Japhet]

What’s one thing you learned the hard way about relationships

[Lammy @Lammyisback]

ADHD and alcohol in midlife is the most
PRECOR under diagnosed combination nobody's talking about.
You're not lazy.
You're not weak.
You've been self-medicating with a brain condition with the only tool you were given.
Just thought alcohol helped, but does it?

[Her. @Fiances_]

Men swear cheating is 'just sex' until she cheats back. Then suddenly he's in tears asking dumb shit like did you moan?

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of pictures

[† @pr3zl3yy]

do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when u first heard it.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

My mom took out a $29K student loan in the early 2000’s. She has paid almost $80K on it. EIGHTY GRAND. Guess how much she still owes?…….Fucking $20 k. It. Is. Not. Supposed. To. Be. Like. This.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Boomers will literally wait in a hotel line to tell someone at the front desk that they are "checking out" instead of just going home.

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

They only acknowledge my royal status when they want free streaming 😭

[Good Vibe @GoodVibe94]

Started with coffee, ended with a blunt. My doctor’s getting mixed signals.

[jay @Jaybigsteppper]

Can everyone just calm down, why's everyone on this app so tense,uptight and angry.

[BabyQ @Babyqoflife]

Lately them wan know wetin Dey feed my ego but my recipe no Dey for kitchen 😂

[ref @xfilestt]

where u at vs where u said u'd be don't match. & u chillin? dat's crazy

[Phantasy @fw_phantasy]

Fact: Every girl has a little lesbian in them 🙃

[Potato Juice🧃 @pjtoolitt]

as i stepped out of this restaurant, a lady came up from behind and said, 'hi, you smell really nice and i like your shirt. is it a brand?' i said 'yes, it’s almostInvisible' and she looked confused 😂

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

Not to sound dumb but why is the name ambulance written backwards on ambulance vehicles

[Nia♡ @softlynia_]

My uncle passed and left behind an old flip phone nobody thought to turn on, sitting in a drawer for two years after the funeral.

I only found it clearing out his apartment for the new tenant.
Battery somehow still held a charge...

[XM_jnr @huzaifa_angara]

Just remember no matter how much love you show, a hoe gonna be a hoe

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

like what's so tea about being with someone who makes you feel drained ash

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Some parents don't know their adult children.

They know the survival personality that child developed around THEM.

[remx @biigrem]

so you’re telling me a boot cut these jeans 😀🤭

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

tbh smoking cigarettes everyday feels healthier than being in a relationship nowadays.