Marven 🧛🏼‍♂️

Somewhere on Earth 🙂

[Marven 🧛🏼‍♂️ @fw_marven]

I hate silent sex btch is it good or not cus you can go home 😒

[R🍒 @dfwreina]

‘We’ve been dating for a year’ that still doesn’t mean you like like me 😭

[11 @yhate_11]

didn't get a text but I got the message

[🍂 @dfwbrian__]

What sort of device would prevent this from happening?

[Bob denva @daniel_nac200]

Me: 'I'll smoke after I finish my chores.' Also me: somehow smoking becomes the first chore.

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

I knew Canadians smoked weed but I had no idea they smoked enough to start exporting pot ash!

[𝙴𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚎𓅫 @2tuffeddie]

This kind of love never gets old

[命 @mannyyszn]

I love women who ex was broke, soon as I pay for the food they think I’m the one 😭😂

[Bill @BillWiIdin]

Remember when we used to log onto MSN Messenger or AIM just to set a cryptic, dramatic away status hoping our crush would see it?

[𝐇𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐞🐾 @flowwithkel]

Guess how many calories does lean have cause this actually getting out of hand

[ink @desi0re]

Am I missing something here? Is saying condolences a bad thing?

[He_is @Kentrell600]

I need some head that sound like a dog 🐕 drinking water 💦

[𝑻𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒂 @Love_Tianaa]

“Get it hard for me” is an instant turnoff honestly😭

[𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓤𝓣𝓨 ♣️ @luv_meX23]

b*tch why do you keep reading ~400+ page books on your kindle when you have 73 unread books on your physical tbr

- me to myself

[Positive Mind 🌿 @positiveminnd]

Weed makes me realise I wasn't hungry, until I see someone else eating.

[𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐀$𝐄𝐑 @DiyorGeng]

Cannabis (especially THC-containing products) can reduce neuropathic pain, arthritis-related pain, and other chronic pain conditions. It is often used when conventional opioids are insufficient or undesirable. Systematic reviews show moderate evidence of benefit....

[Sasha @Sashaz04]

smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

[DON G @KINGGGE_]

I used to order through DoorDash so often that I barely thought about cooking during the week.

At first, it felt like I was paying for convenience. Over time, I realized I was paying for everything except the food.

I'd open the app and see a burger and fries for $17. Then I'd notice the exact same meal cost less if I ordered directly from the restaurant. After the higher menu price, the delivery fee, the service fee, and the tip, that $17 meal would suddenly climb to more than $30.

One night, I closed the app before placing the order. Instead, I drove seven minutes to the restaurant and ordered the exact same meal. The total was almost half of what the app wanted to charge me.

I wasn't angry at the driver. I wasn't even angry at the restaurant. I just couldn't justify paying so much for the convenience anymore. Now, if the weather is decent and the restaurant isn't......

[kratos @stlamine_]

I was in a situationship where I never felt unwanted. I just never felt chosen. Looking back, that's what hurt the most. They always wanted me around—just never enough to make me theirs.

[𝟐𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐲𝐲 @nomodeath]

As a student you just have to accept the fact that you're always going to be tired no matter how many hours of sleep you get.