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I'm here to eat pre-packaged salads & draw butts, and I'm fresh out of salads | previously fanart, now horny lesbian shitposting (🔞 minors DNI) | they/she

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Alright my sorny harrianthe TLT ppl, new fic just dropped.

By sorny I mean sad and horny.

'Badass lyctors being cruel and dysfunctional' get after it.

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I'm on bluesky at hellofwbeans

This account will be deleted soon, come find me over there if you want more of the usual beans content

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@knockforaloop The way that emoji is showing up on my phone definitely makes me think of piss kink I have to say

(Don't worry, we shall stay in touch!)

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I hate Musk, and this place and I'm leaving... if you want to stay in touch with me, dm for discord connect.

This is not a drill, I deleted my Tumblr in 2012 and literally never looked back.

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I'm feeling compelled to cook food, the way I always do in the autumn, but I'm struggling to eat much of it myself. Thankfully I have a lot of friends I can feed. But it's still a bit depressing lol

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@Felicia_tattoos I wish I could? I've been drinking meal replacement shakes and then managing to eat something at night when I smoke. But that's about it. Even when I work out, too, which is wild.

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I'm so upset I'm struggling to eat without getting stoned first. And I love food 😭😭😭

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@Felicia_tattoos I don't know if you mean this in the sense of attraction or competition, but i agree

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@KamiSawZe @Gravantus It goes both ways, you can 86 a drunk asshole from the bar, too. You didn't run out of drunk assholes, unfortunately there are plenty of them left, but you're still gonna 86 that one. He's 86'd.

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@Felicia_tattoos The late night cosplay creation really takes me back...Can you imagine if we had met each other as lil weeby teens at an anime con awwww

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@Felicia_tattoos My dude this is so fucking badass

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Ugh. I'm very much in love with my girlfriend. Gross. Hate it. Ew. 🙄🤮

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@Dykehandss Those trader Joe's prices are honestly such a turn on. And they have great hummus.

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I would climb Ally Beardsley like a tree. It wouldn't be a very long climb, but I'm certain it would be athletically engaging.

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@Felicia_tattoos Can you do long division on paper, like if I sat you down right now?

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I'm old now but there must be something about my energy that says retired sugar baby, cuz older powerful dykes can smell it on me somehow. 👀

Or does everyone get personal phone # and invited to expensive functions from professional networking events?

Anyway, new plans tonight

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I have a couple friends who I love who I also think have borderline. It's not friggin leprosy yall, chill. Just have some boundaries and live your life. Also, leprosy is 100% treatable and should be destigmatized so ppl don't have to suffer from it.

ANYWAY.

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Is it normal that any time someone tells me that they 'really like me' or 'like me so much', a little voice in my head goes "yeees 😈 another fool, taken in by your wiles and deceptions!"

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Avoidantly attached ANTHEM https://t.co/IHkAyF5n28

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Recent realization that I like tate McRae because she's serving Britney, and I LOVE TINASHE because she's giving Ciara (my first love)

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Oh, also ripped incision oozing & not closing.

ALSO not as many comments+kudos on ao3 as I truly feel I deserve tbqh 🤣🤣🤣

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Big cursed energy this week. Phone died & needed replaced, car to shop for brakes, vaccines 4 covid & flu (not bad luck just a bad time), cut my junk shaving, threw out my back, haven't seen gf in 10 days, stomach violently upset every morning.

Anyway I'm doing great. 👍