realDave

dont be offended, I’m being myself

[realDave @fwdave_]

@dekreationz as if sey na only for bed dem dey run am

[Kreationz 𓂀 @dekreationz]

because they don’t have beds in offices 😭

[realDave @fwdave_]

this lecturer gave me an A because i spent the day with him alone at his office 😭😭

[realDave @fwdave_]

@dekreationz them funny o, so na gig be this thing 😭😭

[realDave @fwdave_]

@dekreationz ahh 😭😭😭😭 na him

[Kreationz 𓂀 @dekreationz]

hope sey no be only me dey notice am? 😭

[realDave @fwdave_]

@dekreationz thanks for this i have bookmarked

[Kreationz 𓂀 @dekreationz]

use these settings to get your normal camera to look as clean as a digital camera

[realDave @fwdave_]

@dekreationz hope sey na 44 dey that birthday cake 😭😭😭

[Kreationz 𓂀 @dekreationz]

abeg dey ask woman for age before you make any move o

[realDave @fwdave_]

@dekreationz guy dem dey collect over 500 per day

[Kreationz 𓂀 @dekreationz]

she celebrate birthday 5 times last year, na very lucrative business for women 😭😭

[realDave @fwdave_]

this boy just gifted me 300k and it’s my birthday, maybe he actually remembered me today

[realDave @fwdave_]

@dekreationz why do people even lie? 😭

[Kreationz 𓂀 @dekreationz]

there should be a punishment for compulsive liars

[realDave @fwdave_]

@dekreationz fun fact, a lot of men have self esteem issues which is completely ruled out because society calls it women’s preferences and says it’s their fault they’re short

[Kreationz 𓂀 @dekreationz]

“you simply weren’t a match for her preferences” lmao

[realDave @fwdave_]

@dekreationz na them tactics

[realDave @fwdave_]

@weirdngkid aye mayte you sure about that?

[realDave @fwdave_]

@dekreationz if he no sing with shakira he for be part of big 10 and no be number 9 😭