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☢️→ she/delulu ?←☣️ 24 // big yappazoid

[fweakyfwog | 🐸 @fweakyfwog]

i’m legally blind without my glasses but sometimes i like to take them off for a bit when im at home just to see how i’d survive if i broke them

but if i go for more than 30 mins my head starts KILLING me and i’m reminded that’s literally how my mom knew to take me to the eye dr

[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

there's real people that go "my vision bad but I don't wear glasses because that'll just make it weaker and my vision will eventually get stronger if I don't"

[fweakyfwog | 🐸 @fweakyfwog]

okay but have you ever joined a game late and carried your losing team to victory? that shit be having me feel like john wick fr

[hala @gghealdiff]

yall ever join a game late and see exactly why the previous person left 😭🥀

[fweakyfwog | 🐸 @fweakyfwog]

can’t wait for this to happen w fiber

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Protein psychosis

[fweakyfwog | 🐸 @fweakyfwog]

oh i must be too woke for this side of tiktok

[fweakyfwog | 🐸 @fweakyfwog]

you ruminate on every interaction you’ve ever had with anyone your entire life 100x over and consider every possible way they took anything you said duhhh

[derpy @derpyez]

"how would other people describe you?" how would i know this

[fweakyfwog | 🐸 @fweakyfwog]

have you ever witnessed your friend read someone to absolute filth and then just sit there like… girl remind me to never get on YOUR bad side 😭

[fweakyfwog | 🐸 @fweakyfwog]

i actually hate how much i swear like it’s legit difficult for me to not get banned off game vc’s & sometimes the swear words slip out so i forget that swearing isn’t a part of everyone’s everyday vocab LMAOO

[♥️ est @fenceurs]

toddler app 😭😭😭

[fweakyfwog | 🐸 @fweakyfwog]

“occasionally used as propaganda” my sibling in christ he IS the propaganda

[pep 🐟 @SUBMARINER1941]

it’s kinda incredible how delusional some cap fans are about US wartime propaganda

[miya @miyarah_]

yo tratando de arreglar mi horario de sueño pero el mundo es tan agradable y tranquilo de 12 a 5 am

[fweakyfwog | 🐸 @fweakyfwog]

so tiktok is discussing if it’s ok to smoke weed while pregnant

[fweakyfwog | 🐸 @fweakyfwog]

i remember reading about ppl swallowing tape worm pills on purpose to lose weight and i thought there’s no way someone would voluntarily give themselves a parasite just to lose weight…. guess i was wrong 💀

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

That parasite making niggas lose 30 pounds in a week??

[fweakyfwog | 🐸 @fweakyfwog]

ladies there’s only one solution to this.

[fweakyfwog | 🐸 @fweakyfwog]

i remember the 2 hour delay days being the days i was in the best mood, filled with energy and genuinely enjoyed being at school. and i noticed everyone, including teachers, also felt the same. so i asked myself, why tf isn’t this the normal time we start?

[just matt @questionableway]

entirely lost in this whole savings time debate is that schools start way too early. it is not healthy or productive to ask teenagers to be awake and functioning (and driving!) at 7 am

[fweakyfwog | 🐸 @fweakyfwog]

the save to drafts feature is for when you want to get a thought out but realize the headache it would cause you if it got to the wrong side of twitter

[fweakyfwog | 🐸 @fweakyfwog]

i legit had this convo w my friend earlier like i fr thought i knew EVERYTHINGG at 15 and now that im 24 i realize i barely know shit and i think its bc by the time you’re mid 20’s you have (hopefully) experienced at least a handful of humbling moments

[beowulf 🐺 @howlidae]

social media phenomenon

[c ☆ @vaporsupremacy]

I can’t believe raw vegetables and fruits are all making people sick :( I guess I have to have ice cream for dinner :( oh no :(

[fweakyfwog | 🐸 @fweakyfwog]

this looks like straight up shit. looks like dry ass constipation shit too like ew im not hungry anymore actually

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

ai food gives me the same feeling i get when i look at a cluster of holes. trypophobia ass shit. literally the complete opposite of appetizing. if i see this eldritch horror outside your store i am turning 360 degrees and walking away

[fweakyfwog | 🐸 @fweakyfwog]

@ItsMeowlin the way their names lowkey match

[fweakyfwog | 🐸 @fweakyfwog]

if you feel like you don’t owe your mom anything, cool. but a lot of us had mothers who were forced to have children under circumstances out of their control and they still stepped up to be AMAZING mothers! if we want to show thanks for that sacrifice why judge ?

[fweakyfwog | 🐸 @fweakyfwog]

“yall wanna reward your moms for having poor pussy management??”
“you didn’t ask to be born so who cares if she did a lot for you growing up”

did we forget there are thousands of women who were groomed/raped/abandoned/forced to keep children they weren’t ready for …?

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

what’s yall obsession for working so hard to give yall mom a life before yourself??? she had her turn lmao