hope

have you been born yet, and are you alive? ☆

[sev @t0rmentedd]

She’s just using me for my below average penis and my slightly overweight body and my empty bank account

[@realWokeism @realWokeism]

Karl Marx failed to consider the Steam Summer Sale

[menthol cigarette enjoyer @69LostAnts]

Dont flirt with me . my box is trash, im scared of my body, my head game is ok, i get body cramps in any exciting position, i dont like taking my shirt off, im a pillow princess, my rack sags, i bite, my nudes are mid, im easy, my ass is flat, and i make zero moves

[dj ‹𝟹 @ssolarism]

hopping on the game with bedhead, teeth unbrushed, stomach growling, crust in my eyes, no pants on

[floop @floopdacoop]

me making poop

[Spade @DetectiveSpade_]

when I’m at the cum factory & they’re forcing me to bust my 25th nut of the day

[evil kell 🍂 @odetoh1m]

4 vices

[Mads @europemaxxed]

how i imagine my childhood cat is doing in heaven

[Andrew @kohakudoori]

sitting in my chair thinking about playing a game but not doing it and it's kinda like this rn

[goob @emyboxd]

when a mii gives me toilet paper because i failed their stupid fucking game

[shﾑn @sunetzz_]

LMAOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭ID LET HIM NUT IN ME😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭IM FUCKING HORNYYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I MEAN HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ֶָ֢ ׄ ۪ 𔘓 𝙺𝚊𝚢 . ݁ ₊ ⊹ 𓂃 🪽🔆 @Kayffeine__]

When someone steals your main and theyre doing better than you

[beau i'spose 🦜 @frenchfrydream_]

the older I grow the more I dont play abt children like they're literally new here have some respect

[IDEA UNDERSTANDER @highcanthrope]

How it feels to clock out, go home, and do drugs

[nu dixon mayaz @erasednigga]

i be at work ugly as fuck😭😭😩

[Matt @tombst0neds0da]

tung tung and the sahurs

[Echo🐈 @echoistrans]

the caterpillar is in his cocoon... be gentle... soon he will become a butterfly...

[celia 🪐 @sisterlelianas]

having the worst match of your life in marvel rivals and then returning to the lobby to claim FIVE MILLION esports sprays you will never use https://t.co/GK958lAC6e

[۟saturn @wannaseehappy]

getting close to someone and startign 2 call them their irl name instead of their internet handle is like in anime when they start calling eachother by their first names and get all embarrassed