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[dahbihgah @fwex]

If god is a woman, do you think she got a fat ass or na

[dahbihgah @fwex]

Sorry my cat said I can't stay out late

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So i started dating this guy who's "really into birds." Thought that meant he had a bird feeder or whatever. Showed up to his place for the first time. This man has SEVEN parrots. Seven. They all talk. They all have opinions. One of them heckled me during dinner. Called me "the new one" in a British accent for some reason. My boyfriend thinks it's charming. I'm being bullied by a bird named Gerald. Tried to have a serious conversation with my boyfriend last night and Gerald kept interrupting with "IRRELEVANT" in that same British accent. The other birds think Gerald is hilarious. They're learning from him. I'm outnumbered. My boyfriend proposed last week. Gerald said "she'll say no." I said yes out of spite. Gerald has been sulking for three days.

[dahbihgah @fwex]

i'm fucked and im never coming back from this lol

[Denied @denied_art]

Sometimes an artist is so goated you gotta tank the wild fetish art they post

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

gifs when the joke is time sensitive

[dahbihgah @fwex]

This can't be my grown man meat

[Wanderjegson @wanderjegson]

Put me in and she will give birth to nine more children

[ryan @itsashotgunbaby]

Mamdani's term was going a little too well so they had to introduce low level RPG enemies to NYC

[bum @BattleRapBum]

type shit

[sean @ anthrocon @Haurmeya]

i know people that would wipe out the state of new hampshire to get a chance to touch her stretch marks

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love how hotels will charge you $300 for smoking in your room, but you can literally jizz on anything you want, and it’s no big deal.

[big quaza 🇵🇸 @quazapacked]

what the fuck are you playing

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

The Waterloo Effect: students share their progress from year 1 to year 5 in engineering school

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

My requirements for my future wife

1. Be my ex

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Erm 🤨

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[dahbihgah @fwex]

This is @duskbit_

[divelostmind @divelostmind]

unfumbling a girl by putting her in rice

[dahbihgah @fwex]

She’s perfect (Face blurred for identity protection)