Daddi/son

60% More Gay
8% More Online
1% More Insufferable
Main is @addisondjenkins

[Daddi/son @fwitterson]

ngl this did numbers on insta lol

[Daddi/son @fwitterson]

every day on this app is a new sentence 10,000 years and 1,000,000 historical contingencies in the making 💀

[nasty little guy @TwittitNquittit]

@mindyisser @thetolerantweft guy who did Trump shai-hulud

[Daddi/son @fwitterson]

@indieboiwonder wait this is so >>>>

[Daddi/son @fwitterson]

always a bit of a jumpscare when you check Insta the Monday after a gay ol weekend and find out the couple you [redacted] at the afters are literal fathers with children 😅

[Daddi/son @fwitterson]

happy pride from me lookin a lil babygirl at the afters

[Daddi/son @fwitterson]

"lowkey chopping it up asf" is one of those predicates that would melt the brain of a linguist pre-2020.

[mikey 🕺✨ @mikeytalks2much]

he’s lowkey chopping it up asf but i can’t figure out which procedure he had done.

[Daddi/son @fwitterson]

@indieboiwonder in his defense, there are only like 5 of us lol

[Daddi/son @fwitterson]

It's lowkey so unifying that everyone on Twitter no matter who you are or where you are or what you believe all of Top 3 Interests are:

1. Crypto currency
2. Whatever one thing you just liked
3. The Republican Party

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

John Fetterman seems to genuinely think that the reason no one likes him is because he refuses to wear a suit.

It's not the hoodie, dude. It's because you've become a stooge for AIPAC and the Republican party.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

it’s the first day of Pride month!

[joshstrap @joshstrap13]

the hottest gay man you’ve ever seen is the neediest bottom in the world. and that’s kind of beautiful i think

[Daddi/son @fwitterson]

@swissarmytwunk oh cuz it got shot by that gun :/

[Daddi/son @fwitterson]

Big Booty Summer Starts Right Meow

[Daddi/son @fwitterson]

every gay glow up is either from like a 3 to a 10, or from an 8 to a 9, no in betweens

[cooper @marnieapologist]

gay guys love being like look how fucking fat and ugly I was at 11

[Daddi/son @fwitterson]

Absolute Instant Hall of Fame Top 10 All Time Community Note 💀

[Daddi/son @fwitterson]

@theslcknightx 🥲🫶

[Daddi/son @fwitterson]

You: You better not be an ass-up, 3-toed, Pink Pather bottom when I get there!!

Me:

[Daddi/son @fwitterson]

Snow day today so here's to warmer times last summer in Chicago 😊

[Daddi/son @fwitterson]

need to take more thirst traps for this account 🤔🤔

[Daddi/son @fwitterson]

@PeterTwinklage Mr. *Twink*lage?? Ohhh, that must've his married name. Cuz,