imagine that u order a hot dog with no onions bc ur deathly allergic and then the worker is like haha fuck you I'm going to put the tiniest amount of onions onto ur hot dog and as you are about to take a bit into the hot dog you are 'like mmm m so excite to eat th dog' and u die
if you doomscroll twitter all day of course it looks like the world is ending but if you just get off the internet and go outside you’ll find that the world is actually ending oh god this is it