Lyov Romanov

❝ I get that he was my father 'n all, but I'm really more of a gun kinda guy. ❞ Just another hitman for hire.

[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

❝Between a bow and a bazooka, I choose the bazooka.❞

▪︎ Son of Clint Barton and Natalia Romanova.

▪︎ Special skills: explosions, making bad decisions, and having no sense of self-preservation.

[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

It's been hard adapting to having so many missing fingers, especially when it comes to work.

Luckily there are grenades.

[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

Killing my way up twenty floors to the target like

[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

Guitar is already out.

Snapped a string the first time I tried to tune it and it sorta somehow got thrown out a window.

[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

I've been told I need to find a hobby outside of work, guess I'll waste a few days on that.

[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

Man. You kill ONE foreign diplomat and suddenly everybody's gotta get all weird about you wanting to leave the country.

[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

"Princess club"

and I'm not invited. Rude.

[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

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Lyov: I have no siblings, my mom was a brainwashed assassin, I was raised by HYDRA, I blew up my own father. Life hates me and I hate it.

Paul: sometimes when i get scared i accidentally teleport into Dunkin Donuts

[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

Surprise, friend.

[God Is A Tulpa @kristy_clueless]

This is what I'm good at.

[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

Everyone knows that when you've been stabbed duct tape is the way to go. Just slap it on, you'll be fine.

[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

Clint: So you're a hitman
Lyov: Freelancer
Clint: You just shot a guy for seven dollars and a yo-yo

[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

Another job well done.

[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

▪︎ Lyov considers himself a "freelancer"

▪︎ His jobs typically consist of robbery, assassination, and just generally illegal things.

[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

[▪︎ Muse Info: ]

[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

https://t.co/BrQhkuxJ1m

[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

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[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

❝Between a bow and a bazooka, I choose the bazooka.❞

▪︎ Son of Clint Barton and Natalia Romanova.

▪︎ Special skills: explosions, making bad decisions, and having no sense of self-preservation.

[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

Wimp.

[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

Guy's a dick, but what do I care? I've got rent to pay.

[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

If Hammer's got the money, I've still got the bazooka.

[Lyov Romanov @fxckarrows]

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