slutty elf

can i get uhhhhhh vibe check?

[slutty elf @fxckitsskyla]

so I just found out moths are called moths. for 420 years I called them night butterflies

[slutty elf @fxckitsskyla]

@CoinMasterGame c

[slutty elf @fxckitsskyla]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 10 Jul 2015 (via @twi_age).

[slutty elf @fxckitsskyla]

heard someone at work refer to NFT’s as a pyramid scheme and i haven’t been the same since

[slutty elf @fxckitsskyla]

it’s november!! merry christmas

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

FOR THOSE TUNED IN

[slutty elf @fxckitsskyla]

half way thru week 2 of my new degree and i’m thrilled to announce i’m a week and a half behind. consistency is key

[slutty elf @fxckitsskyla]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 10 Jul 2015 (via @twi_age).

[slutty elf @fxckitsskyla]

on an unrelated note, anyone interested in buying some of my new organic, vegan, and pesticide-free succulent icy pole??

[slutty elf @fxckitsskyla]

reason #42069 as to why i shouldn’t / won’t be reproducing:
my succulents fell into the bermuda triangle of my brain and have been left outside while it hits most nights-4°. they’re now frozen solid.

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

“are u ok?” I had 12 hours of screen time today what do you think

[slutty elf @fxckitsskyla]

it’s IWD. sooooo... which one of y’all wants to suck my cllit first?

[Austin @cestrada999]

fuck it! planned parenthood on the clit

[slutty elf @fxckitsskyla]

@__RShero__ FELT THAT

[slutty elf @fxckitsskyla]

blah blah gamestop. blah blah stock market. let’s give my titties some attention please

[slutty elf @fxckitsskyla]

if u ever see me at the shops with an older guy, just know i’m fucking him. i don’t have a stable relationship with my father

[slutty elf @fxckitsskyla]

sometimes my adhd got me watching tik tok for 4 hours straight. the other times tho? i don’t have enough of anattention to watch a single tik tok to its entirety

[slutty elf @fxckitsskyla]

jokes i’m just coming down

[slutty elf @fxckitsskyla]

on all levels, including physical. i am in shambles