imogen

Bog butter’s no 1 fan

[imogen @fxkeg0th]

I need a second salary to buy all the Victoria’s Secret Halloween bits 😭😭😭

[imogen @fxkeg0th]

Sitting crying on holiday because I can’t make my besties wedding? Yes x

[imogen @fxkeg0th]

I want the buffalo bill taxidermy mouse :(

[imogen @fxkeg0th]

in the hairdresser with fake tan developing, this is a biscuit scented humiliation ritual

[imogen @fxkeg0th]

fresh forehead = excellent evening

[imogen @fxkeg0th]

an excellent evening, what great fun

[mimi @nimi_mind]

Nothing beats the thrill of tweeting into the void zero impressions, zero engagement. Wow, so fun.

[layla @mastikhorpaglu]

😭😭

[leaf @loveyleaf0000]

how did homer have time to write the odyssey between looking after lisa and bart and maggie

[imogen @fxkeg0th]

Will I ever rest? No. Will I burn out? Perhaps x

[imogen @fxkeg0th]

I have 18 days of holiday left this year and no chance to take them with preset deadlines 💔

[imogen @fxkeg0th]

Now I have heartburn and Scotland lost, all is balanced

[imogen @fxkeg0th]

Torres crisps and margaritas, I am in heaven

[imogen @fxkeg0th]

and Leinster won the urc x

[imogen @fxkeg0th]

A fresh piercing in each ear so I’m forced to sleep flat on my back like a vampire

[imogen @fxkeg0th]

I don’t like mead :(

[imogen @fxkeg0th]

a tote bag away from dangerous

[imogen @fxkeg0th]

freshly dyed hair so I am invincible until my next hair wash xx

[imogen @fxkeg0th]

do I have intimacy issues or are the men unlovable?

[imogen @fxkeg0th]

why do right leaning men ask very clearly lefty me on a date and then get annoyed about it?? Read the room x