𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚

𝘿𝙚𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚍𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢
𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝.

— 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚎.

[darling、 dearest . @rebloomng]

he was just that kind of disaster that made him ridiculously easy to love.

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

🍞https://t.co/3oTGfXGvrk

perchance I’ll finally retire this account , and turn it into normal xie lian

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

well, I thought I’d give it a shot

[♛† S̳i̳l̳a̳s̳ †♛ @CorruptedKnlght]

My Lord, if you want to threaten someone - I can do that 💧

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

yes, that is good.

Thank you. Wonderful performance.

[Phainon | Khaslana @PRISONERINFLAME]

Oh my, I'm terrified. . .

Does that work? Fear isn't an emorion I've experienced so far.

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

Pretend it does, I’m not good at threats.

[Phainon | Khaslana @PRISONERINFLAME]

Cleanse me?

Apologies but that would not work on me.

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

You be good to Ajax.

Or I’ll cleanse you.

[Phainon | Khaslana @PRISONERINFLAME]

Spooky, individual?

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

of course not. They’re a wonderful family

[♛† S̳i̳l̳a̳s̳ †♛ @CorruptedKnlght]

. . . Oh - not the Belthazor's though , correct ?

( Sweating - )

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

No , But I do plan on going on a cleansing spree.

[♛† S̳i̳l̳a̳s̳ †♛ @CorruptedKnlght]

And what do you plan to do down there ?

Fuck some other hot vampire , perhaps ?

( Angy vampire noises )

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

maybe I should just go to hell.

I hear they’ve got some open jobs down there

[♛† S̳i̳l̳a̳s̳ †♛ @CorruptedKnlght]

( IRRITATED SIGH )

Gonna have to go to war - again. Gonna get cursed - AGAIN.

And for WHAT?

SOME HOT GOD ?!

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

[ literally falls from the sky ]

here we go again

[♛† S̳i̳l̳a̳s̳ †♛ @CorruptedKnlght]

( staring intensely - maybe just a little jealous )

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

I haven’t been up here for very long.

One more spooky man and I am sure to fall from grace yet again

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

who’s this spooky individual Ajax is conversing with ?

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

Thank you; good boy.

[♛† S̳i̳l̳a̳s̳ †♛ @CorruptedKnlght]

( PANICKING )

Y - Yes , right away My Lord !

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

[ uh oh. Sage just stood up. ]

[♛† S̳i̳l̳a̳s̳ †♛ @CorruptedKnlght]

My Lord please -

Therapy is for mortals !

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

I don’t need divinity to know that you need serious help

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

Silas Versailles.

[♛† S̳i̳l̳a̳s̳ †♛ @CorruptedKnlght]

( PRETENDING LIKE HE DIDN'T HEAR )

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

Silas , go to therapy with Ajax

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

bestie I don’t know how to tell you this

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

cue glowing vines approaching the boy and angiline , wrapping around the two of them in a divine embrace

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

how to tell your knight he’s missed your birthday for the past 6,000 years

[𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙚 @fxrestdeity]

And you’re supposed to be doing the crown exchange, Carmilla couldn’t possibly do this alone.

Go to her, Silas. Go to your mother.

[♛† S̳i̳l̳a̳s̳ †♛ @CorruptedKnlght]

Nervous is an understatement, my lord.

My uncle - he's . . . he's taking the throne .