emmy

most dope bitch (she/her)

[Heinz @Snowmannequin]

bit of an epidemic of people who basically only work and exercise

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Everyday I feel more and more like this tweet

[nikshep @nikshepinnit]

Congrats on your 10k run and your 130kg deadlift and your 35g protein dessert and your upcoming hyrox training we are all going to die one day

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

I had to send TWO emails today

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Arriving late for work only to take 20 smoke breaks and look at Google Maps before leaving early

[saanjh 🔮 @dontcrysaanjh]

looking at photos of myself at my lowest weight like its my dead wife

[poppy 🍓 edtwt @211cals]

not posting on insta till I’m skinny

[matt @mattybtweets69]

I used to fear the black mold in my apartment bathroom but now I understand it. It’s here to help me. It’s here to make me feel good.

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

sometimes i struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies

[autist @litteralyme0]

Succesfully wasted the first week of 2026

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

what’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

How December 26 - 30 feels

[Andrew @andy_cov93]

Merry Xmas to everyone apart from blokes who propose to their Mrs on Christmas Day

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

gentle reminder not to think about your life for even a single second especially at a time like this

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Wake up kids. You won't believe what the elf on the shelf has done for his final trick. Drank all those peach Jubels in the fridge then spewed all over the couch. Grrr so flipping annoying